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Posted by Unregistered User Advice From a Gay Guy at 22:58, 4th Mar |
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Females of St Andrews...
 Big sunglasses don't make you look cool, chic or trendy. 
They just make you look fucking stupid. Stop it. Stop it right now!
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Posted by rob 'f*ck off' wine boy at 13:08, 5th Mar |
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Well I guess if you're gay, you're automatically a fashion guru, so they'd better all listen to you!
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Posted by Hennessy at 15:05, 5th Mar |
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Absolutely, have you never seen the show "queer eye for the straight guy" ? Clearly all gay men are effeminate, prancing losers with nasal accents. OP stop pigeonholing yourself!...I mean that in a strictly OED sense (considering the other thread I was just on was about animal abuse)
"What happened to Spoon?"
"There is no Spoon"
Dog Soldiers Edited: 2008-03-05 15:05:27 by User, 2008-03-05 15:12:13 by User |
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Posted by beeny at 15:21, 5th Mar |
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Stop knocking the post. It's hilarious. Bloody yahs
'But what do I know? I'm a bear; I suck the heads off fish.' |
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Posted by Unregistered User at 15:22, 5th Mar |
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Especially when its FUCKING SCOTLAND in the WINTER and PISSING DOWN!
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Posted by Power_Metal_Dom at 15:33, 5th Mar |
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Edited: 2008-03-05 15:37:26 by User |
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Posted by Hennessy at 15:34, 5th Mar |
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But the sunglasses are excellent for hiding the "hangover look" also common in St Andrews females the morning after the bop, particularly apparent in those who didnt sleep in their own bed the night before.
"What happened to Spoon?"
"There is no Spoon"
Dog Soldiers Edited: 2008-03-05 15:36:19 by User, 2008-03-05 15:36:37 by User |
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Posted by munchingfoo at 16:12, 5th Mar |
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and what is it with that fucking birds nest hair! Messing your hair up every two seconds to make it look like you've just been fucked through a hedge backwards is not attractive! 
Warning : The sinner is a plateau, with moral high ground manifesting itself as an optical illusion in the the bearers mind. Edited: 2008-03-05 16:15:07 by User |
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Posted by d_24 at 18:33, 5th Mar |
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 Best thread I've seen in a long time.
Before Bauer...There Was House
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Posted by felix at 20:49, 5th Mar |
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Deleted: 2008-03-05 20:50:33
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Posted by felix at 20:51, 5th Mar |
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Quoting munchingfoo from 16:12, 5th Mar 2008and what is it with that fucking birds nest hair! Messing your hair up every two seconds to make it look like you've just been fucked through a hedge backwards is not attractive!
Warning : The sinner is a plateau, with moral high ground manifesting itself as an optical illusion in the the bearers mind.
Amen!! This really annoys me, its so obvious that these people have gone to so much effort to get that 'just out of bed' look! Don't bother, It's hideous!
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
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Posted by Tigger at 20:55, 5th Mar |
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Come on now munching foo, its not their fault. its clearly the inbreeding that has caused the instincts of said Yah-us Horribilus to have hair like that, and possibly the extra toe and third nipple.
My Wings Are Like A Shield of Steel...
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Posted by Schizophreniccabbage at 21:19, 5th Mar |
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Come on now! We should be focussing on the pop-your-collar aviator people who wear them in Tesco. The lights aren't that bright.
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Posted by creepy old man at 21:22, 5th Mar |
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I've noticed this a lot too in the past couple days, which is funny because although it's been nice out it's nowhere near sunny enough to need sunglasses. I think huge expensive sunglasses just make a woman look like a cokehead or possibly a stoner. That said, that's probably the desired effect. Personally, what I find annoying is how every time I go out half the women I see are wearing leggings as though they were trousers. It's alright if you're an aerobics instructor, but when accompanied by expensive boots/pashmina/sunglasses etc. it just looks silly. May as well go outside in a leotard or a pair of tights! Ah well, for all it's annoyances at least St Andrews is entertaining. |
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Posted by novium at 00:34, 6th Mar |
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current fashions suck. Oh, how they suck. the point seems to be to create the most hideous designs imaginable, that are the least flattering thing ever. (I blame 80's nostalgia.) How I see it is that a) the fashion industry pushes this crap on us. B) most people try to make the best of it, but c) a lot of lemmings embrace each fashion as it comes along.
Neither the storms of crisis, nor the breezes of ambition could ever divert him, either by hope or by fear, from the course that he had chosen Edited: 2008-03-06 00:38:39 by User |
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Posted by d_24 at 12:42, 9th May |
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Ok I found this particularly relevant to bring up since the Solar Winds have hit St Andrews (19 degrees!).
Before Bauer...There Was House
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Posted by Jono at 13:50, 9th May |
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T-shirt & jeans. All year long. I feel so inadequate!
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Posted by Andy Monkey B at 18:58, 9th May |
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I was in the Rule the other day and noticed that all the girls in the bar were wearing almost exactly the same thing! All short skirts, loose blouses and big sunglasses, with the aforementioned hedge-hair. I can only hope that they dressed in exactly the same way as some sort of joke. Almost had me in stitches.
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Posted by creepy old man at 20:00, 9th May |
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Going back home is always just as weird as living here - having culture shock because people dress completely differently everywhere else.
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Posted by Super Jock at 20:08, 9th May |
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I caught my girlfriend wearing huge glasses, I asked her "Why are you wearing them? You look like a Yah." To which she replied "what's a Yah?" I think I asked the wrong question. But I spent some time pointing out places where large glasses are common, and tried to get her to play spot the difference between the people there, and where I live the very average fife park. Edited: 2008-05-09 20:10:08 by User |
