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Posted by groovy at 19:15, 24th Mar |
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None of you exist
This entire universe exists inside my consciousness and is a manifestation of my thought processes. I recognise to myself that in creating this thread I am merely opening up a channel in which I can talk to different facets of my imagination. I am impressed with the number of freaks I have managed to think up. Again, I'm sure I will be even more impressed at myself if one of you 'facets' manages to add something constructive or say something intelligent back to me. It will make me feel most pleased with my great self. I am aware that I have created seemingly 'sentient' humans in my world to interact with, but in reality they don't exist- they are just a small part of my imagination. Don't make me erase you from existence.
Remember now, there's a big difference between kneeling down and BENDING OVER! |
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Posted by Hennessy at 19:29, 24th Mar |
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So in this universe you spend most of your time presumably sitting at a computer surfing the internet? That's pretty weak I've got to say. If I had a Universe to create and live in I'd put myself a little bit further up the scale than a poor undergrad living in a small town full of rich students with lots of cash  Isnt there a name for the mental condition you suffer from? Solipsism? Something like that.
"What happened to Spoon?"
"There is no Spoon"
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Posted by Gealle at 19:33, 24th Mar |
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That's a shame. If I'm a manifestation of your thoughts, then you must REALLY hate yourself. You poor fuck. Go slit your wrists and die.
So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give. "I make sure the shit stays off the fan." |
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Posted by munchingfoo at 19:34, 24th Mar |
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Solipsism isn't a mental condition, its a philosophy. Solipsism syndrome on the other hand, is.
“ When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading” |
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Posted by groovy at 19:46, 24th Mar |
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To respond to Hennessy and Gaelle, I believe it was my subconscious that created this world, it obviously decided that the most appropriate world for me to reside in was one full of challenges.
Remember now, there's a big difference between kneeling down and BENDING OVER! |
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Posted by Power_Metal_Dom at 20:00, 24th Mar |
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Why did you imagine Russell Brand...? You heartless wanker!
Like flames on fuel...upon metal I drool
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Posted by groovy at 20:04, 24th Mar |
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Quoting Power_Metal_Dom from 20:00, 24th Mar 2008Why did you imagine Russell Brand...? You heartless wanker!
Like flames on fuel...upon metal I drool
 Presumably so I could also 'spawn' a facebook group called 'Russell Brand is a gimp' and get satisfaction out of joining it
Remember now, there's a big difference between kneeling down and BENDING OVER!
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Posted by Freaker at 21:09, 24th Mar |
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 Posted by Hennessy at 22:24, 24th Mar |
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The internet is a particularly good place to deny other's existence I suppose, because whereas people you meet on the street quite tangibly exist, we just mightn't. I know I only come on here personally to check if my threadbot and chatbot are still running at 100%, give me another two years and I will have a dissertationbot for you all! (available only for easy subjects like Film Studies and Art History at first I'm afraid.)
"What happened to Spoon?"
"There is no Spoon"
Dog Soldiers |
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Posted by sunshine at 23:50, 24th Mar |
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Congratulations, you have won reality! Please insert 50p for a bonus level. |
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Posted by Unregistered User nice at 08:24, 25th Mar |
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Wake up and smell the coffee. Quoting groovy from 19:15, 24th Mar 2008This entire universe exists inside my consciousness and is a manifestation of my thought processes. I recognise to myself that in creating this thread I am merely opening up a channel in which I can talk to different facets of my imagination. I am impressed with the number of freaks I have managed to think up. Again, I'm sure I will be even more impressed at myself if one of you 'facets' manages to add something constructive or say something intelligent back to me. It will make me feel most pleased with my great self. I am aware that I have created seemingly 'sentient' humans in my world to interact with, but in reality they don't exist- they are just a small part of my imagination. Don't make me erase you from existence.
Remember now, there's a big difference between kneeling down and BENDING OVER! |
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Posted by humphrey at 17:36, 25th Mar |
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I read about this great theory a few months ago which states that we are all living in a computer simulation. This is enormously persuasive to me as it explains why so many obviously contrived and clichéd things keep happening. It also explains apparent 'programming glitches', such as the time I forgot to order two items on my Sainsbury's home shopping delivery and amazingly, they turned up in my order anyway. The sad thing is, in the infinite multiverse proposed by some cosmologists this is actually quite likely.
http://humphreyclarke.blogspot.com/
http://www.livejournal.com/users/humphrey_clarke/ |
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Posted by Unregistered User Phil at 17:55, 25th Mar |
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Quoting humphrey from 17:36, 25th Mar 2008I read about this great theory a few months ago which states that we are all living in a computer simulation. This is enormously persuasive to me as it explains why so many obviously contrived and clichéd things keep happening. It also explains apparent 'programming glitches', such as the time I forgot to order two items on my Sainsbury's home shopping delivery and amazingly, they turned up in my order anyway. The sad thing is, in the infinite multiverse proposed by some cosmologists this is actually quite likely.
http://humphreyclarke.blogspot.com/
http://www.livejournal
.com/users/humphrey_clarke/ 1. Sound like a Matrix rip-off.
2. The Matrix was itself a rip-off of the brain-in-a-vat/Evil Demon epistemic closure principle described by Descartes.
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Posted by TheUnixKid at 23:24, 26th Mar |
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profound. Truly fucking profound. Snore.... |
