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Posted by Anon. at 19:43, 21st Oct 2003 |
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The old ones are the best
Two sausages in a pan. One says, "Whew, it's hot in here!" The other one says "Aargh! A talking sausage!"
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Posted by Kibet at 19:50, 21st Oct 2003 |
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along the same lines.. two cows in the field "hey are you worried about the mad cow disease that is going about?"
"nah! i'm a helicopter" |
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Posted by Divining Lemming at 14:15, 23rd Oct 2003 |
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very old one: How can you tell when a local orgasms? She drops her chips |
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Posted by Kibet at 15:38, 23rd Oct 2003 |
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whats E.T. short for?
cause he's got small legs |
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Posted by Divining Lemming at 22:03, 7th Nov 2003 |
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Why did the chicken cross in front of the truck?
To get to the other side
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Posted by Sleigh at 23:56, 10th Nov 2003 |
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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To visit his flatmate. |
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Posted by Sleigh at 13:50, 19th Nov 2003 |
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What did the anarchist plumber say? Smash the cistern! |
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Posted by Pilmour Boy at 01:18, 20th Nov 2003 |
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Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft. |
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Posted by Unregistered User TC at 17:30, 9th Nov 2003 |
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Man walks into a bar... ...says ow.
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Posted by Cain at 21:25, 13th Jan 2004 |
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a woman walked into a bar, and asked the barman for a double entendre. so he gave her one
I hold an element of surprise |
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Posted by Wong at 11:09, 16th Jan 2004 |
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk in to a bar, and the barman says... "Is this a joke?"
When you play with fire, you must anticipate some burns Chasing for desire, it's just a different way to learn |
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 Posted by blondie at 00:50, 29th Jan 2004 |
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a dyslexic man walks into a bra... |
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Posted by Levin at 18:27, 30th Jan 2004 |
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Joke
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insommniac? He lay awake all night pondering whether there really was such a thing as a dog. |
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Posted by Kibet at 21:54, 30th Jan 2004 |
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These jokes are very offensive to dyslexic people and i have contacted the National Dyslexic Association (DNA)
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Posted by Blanche at 12:31, 17th Feb 2004 |
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Dyslexia...
Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic? He woke up each morning in a pool of his own vimto. ---------------------------------------- I used to be into sadomasochism, necrophilia and bestiality, but I soon realised I was flogging a dead horse. |
