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Quoting Eliot Wilson from 23:20, 14th Sep 2008 Well, Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, is no more implausible than Fiona Hyslop, if executive experience is what you're talking about. [hr] Bill and Ted beat the Grim Reaper at Twister Bill: "You played very well, Death, especially with your totally hea...

You're quite right - Fiona Hyslop would seem the perfect candidate.

I don't see why so many here are up in arms at the suggestion of Frankie Boyle; it's no more ridiculous than the calls for Gordon Ramsay and Boris Johnson for Godsakes...

"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket "Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain." Walter, The Big Lebowsk...

Maybe this guy could help...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSkojYN2O-E

Quoting Haunted from 16:26, 15th May 2008 Obviously any threatening behaviour is unnacceptable. But people are only human, and mob mentality is a strong force to overcome. Anyway, a little perspective. Over 150,000 fans, 52 cases of assault, 42 arrests. Euro 2000: 40,000 English fans in Belgium. Hu...

Quoting Si from 23:16, 14th May 2008 I can't believe that the big screen in Piccadilly Gardens broke down though. Shame on you, Manchester Council. One would think that they would have checked that everything was in working order well before kick off. Yes, because a broken big screen warrants a rio...

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Now we just need them to fuck up against the steelmen this Saturday and I'll be a very happy bhoy...

Yes, I believe the rhyme used to berate jokers after 12pm is

"April Fools has passed and gone, and you're the fool for carrying it on"

or some such pish

Ahhhh. Now I understand why everone was apparently being so stupid...

And there was me feeling all clever!

No way man. What a sad day.

I wear Lynx Africa - Gonna cane me? See you in Strasbourg...

Butter my arse

Quoting LonelyPilgrim from 22:16, 12th Mar 2008 Men ought to be fair. If you want a lady to be neat and trim, be neat and trim yourself. [hr] Self-control is the chief element of self-respect; self-respect is the chief element of courage. - Thucydides This man talks sense - if you want a girl to ke...

Watch Alan Partridge much?

And the answer is clearly Flies - one is a tap dancing berk with two left feet, and the other clearly a pansy, as it took him three massive books to destroy a piece of jewelery.

Go Golding!

Spot on. He turned out to be in one of my 3rd year modules, and was as big a twat as you would imagine him to be.

Just my opinion likes.

Quoting sabra_girl from 14:36, 9th Mar 2008 Ah, memories... [hr] "There are not very many desires in life which we can actually meet. For instance, 'I want to meet the love of my life'. Probably not today! But 'I want a cup of coffee.' That I can do!" Chris Thile (Nickel Creek) Hi Sabra, long time ...

I hate myself for doing this, but I just can't help it: If the people above who have suffered electrical mishaps are here to relate the tale, then you haven't been electrocuted, you've suffered an electric shock. Electrocution always results in death. Feel free to berate me now - I know I deserve it.

Christ.

I'm quite embarrassed after re-reading that. In our defence (I'm sure Campbell would back me up, where he here) it was tremendously easy to get sucked into.

Quoting Euro from 01:54, 8th Mar 2008 Haha. What a fag. I remember in first year I used to always steal peoples pizzas after nights out. If you expect your food to be safe in hall, think again. Hahahahahahahaha!!! Man, you're really cool. I wish I'd had more friends like you when I was at uni, sure...