Home

I personally think that it's fucking hilarious that someone would call a house meeting to discuss christmas presents. Basically, if I want something, I buy it. I expect my gifts at christmas to be either novelty, fun or unique. I don't expect people to shell out on me the grand piano I've wanted sin...

Let's hear it!!!!!!!!

I would really like a computer.
A new one.

And a girlfriend would be ace, I wish Santa would giftwrap those and put them in boxes

[hr]

Cake, and fine wine.

My dad is a full legend and definitely deserved his bottle of port

[hr]

Cake, and fine wine.

My dad installed a shaving socket in the bathroom.

[hr]

Cake, and fine wine.

Quoting pea from 15:01, 12th May 2006 Quoting munchingfoo from 14:51, 12th May 2006 I don't understand your post ewan. Our christmas shop has traded here all year long for many years but you use it as an example as why a specialist shop cannot survive? :S I don't think he's referring to the Christm...

I agree with flarewearer, when I was 11, the last thing I was thinking about was going out and getting drunk in a city. I'm pretty sure all the 11 year old girls were the same. But, there has to be something going wrong here for a parent to allow this to happen. 11 year olds that smoke 20 cigarettes...

nobody has yet pointed out the fact that this guy may not have known she was 11 years old. If she's gone through puberty to the point of being able to conceive, presumably this girl already has womanly features. It makes no mention of this in the article either, so it's another issue that makes me c...

when you wake up and there's shit in the bed. and it's not yours.

[hr]

Cake, and fine wine.

A bright clear day, ecstasy filled gregs heart, in joyfully knowing love manifests nearby, Octavia pondered, questioning, "real sex tonight?"
Ultimately, vile weird xanthoma yielded zero.

[hr]

Cake, and fine wine.

Meg Ryan needs a bra... Ryan needs special care Ryan needs to be supervised because he can be physically aggressive Ryan needs one more win Ryan needs a host Ryan needs to think of a good screen name Ryan needs your advice Ryan needs to give back $25000 Ryan needs to floss more. ........ I think thi...

Quoting Romanadvoratrelundar from 08:02, 11th May 2006 My sleeping patterns are always weird. I woke up at 11am yesterday, was mostly productive and did some work, went back to sleep at around 5pm, woke up at 7pm and am now (at 8am) thinking it's probably about time I went to sleep. [hr] Call me Fr...

Quoting KateBush from 21:37, 10th May 2006 I on the other hand don't love you. I agree with the initial conclusion- you must be a DAFT ARSE. Maybe if people started knocking on your door in the middle of the night, and you posted on here about it, some TWAT might put a post up saying "Well, you sho...

Quoting rob 'f*ck off' wine boy from 21:15, 10th May 2006 Quoting Smith from 20:29, 10th May 2006 Quoting rob 'f*ck off' wine boy from 10:31, 10th May 2006 [quote] Quoting Smith from 09:48, 10th May 2006 A lot of shit. Stop talking so much exasperatingly opinionated twaddle. By your logic we should...

Quoting rob 'f*ck off' wine boy from 10:31, 10th May 2006 Quoting Smith from 09:48, 10th May 2006 A lot of shit. Stop talking so much exasperatingly opinionated twaddle. By your logic we should all move to a country where there is a 0% rate of crime, otherwise expect to be victims of criminal activ...

I love a fisherman's pie.

In fact, I might make one tonight.

[hr]

Cake, and fine wine.

Quoting harmless loony from 05:19, 10th May 2006 You know that is absolute crap right? Never had a problem for almost 4 years and now suddenly it's my fault because I wasn't around last year to get a private flat so opted for halls? Jeeeeez.....no wonder society is going to pieces when instead of c...

Quoting sweet from 21:02, 9th May 2006 A mildly dull 80.61% (can't join the convent - out of interest what would you do there? Orgies or gardening and prayer?) Why would one need to get one's stomach pumped for the removal of semen? It's not like it's a drug.... Who drinks it for that matter? Dear ...

to be honest it serves you right for living in a hall in your final year, if you are staying in new hall, it's pretty clear you could afford to stay in a private flat, which would of course have offered you a lot more privacy.

[hr]

Cake, and fine wine.

If you consider that Dingwall is over 200 miles away from falkirk, I'd hardly call that surprising.

[hr]

Cake, and fine wine.

True that, the football playoffs in the Scottish League are a dreadful idea. In the English Football League, there are 24 teams in the division, and the top two get automatic promotion, while places 3 through 6 enter the play-offs. That makes a lot more sense, and it's justifiable, although it makes...