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Christopher brookmyre - boiling a frog, woke up quite ugly one morning

tis me, i love you tee hee. Meet me at the tower by six young fair maiden. For angels will sing and donkeys will run as our love unites with a thousand kisses

[s] dunqn wrote on 20:57, 3rd Mar 2005: [s] CrisisLoan wrote on 20:30, 3rd Mar 2005: [i] [s] Mohawk wrote on 13:26, 3rd Mar 2005: [i] or the fact that you appear to be - from what i've gathered of your postings on this forum- a prick? Why am i a prick when you have a stupid haircut hides the fact th...

[s]Mohawk wrote on 13:26, 3rd Mar 2005:
or the fact that you appear to be - from what i've gathered of your postings on this forum- a prick?


Why am i a prick when you have a stupid haircut hides the fact that you are a boring bastard who cant get laid.

Whats the best thing about shagging 23 year olds.



Theres 20 of them

[s] Paul wrote on 12:56, 2nd Mar 2005: [s] Unregisted User wrote on 18:20, 1st Mar 2005: [i] Convert the aliens to Catholicism! Then the One, Holy and Catholic (truly Universally Galaxtic this time) Church could once again reign supreme. You are more correct than you realise – except that the “alien...

Am i the only one who cant wait for second semester to be finished. I cant be arsed with it anymore, i even missed a tutorial for no apparent reason the other day. Something that is out of character from me. It may be the fact that i am doing IT, PSYCH AND IR, or that i am going to europe in the sum...

If you punched your wife repeatedly in the face, your dinner will be on the table when you get home from work the next night.

[. At least George Bush has the excuse of being dumb, I dont think George Bush is dumb, after all he did graduate from harvard. And although i do not agree with many of his policies, i think the perception of him being dumb has a lot to do with media manipulation. Although i do not think a war monge...

dont buy them, you look like a ponce

my own shite

i have fond memories of my grandads lawn. Grannies lawn made me yawn. So i went and played chess and dstroyed all the pawns with my king, whom was had a thing for the queen who could sometimes be quite obscene, if you know what i mean.

God this is the most boring thread i have ever witnessed

1984 was pretty boring. I pretended to like it for a while just because everybody else pretended to like it but i admitted to myself one day that it was a lot of pish.

Ive secret crush on the sexy wee irish number that works in the union bar. She is beauty personified.

Mind you i have a crush on every woman alive.

I just love pussy.

If they met the Americans, they would probably try to liberate them with the irony of forced democracy.

Vega was a bit pish. It seemed as if he was deliberately out to shock rather than provide anyhting resembling witty comedy. It is a shame as he is really funny on shooting stars. Dylan Moran was really good, if not a bit short. Bill Bailey was tops, as always. Eddie Izzard was probably the best, as ...

"i fought the lawr and the lawr won"

"All the millions spent for killing, seems the whole world must be dying."

Gil Scott Heron

did anyone read p ramseys letter inthe saint. just wondering if it was a wind up. i quote "Why on earth are you so much against the welsh, why not the Pakistanies, the indians, chinese, ect" By ect, does she mean every other race in this world. and the best. "To pick on Charlotte Church was sad. Cha...