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[quote]As my dad told me when I graduated: "you know nothing about nothing and I wouldn't pay you in washers". [quote]

Surely that is obvious as there is nothing to know about nothing as nothing doesn't exist.

So what did you know about things other than nothing?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/6716949.stm

Boo hoo hoo, Frank. Deal with it.

So, what do you think of Lamps?

For the record I think he is over-rated and should be dropped from the England team completely.

The last episode was just such an anticlimax. It was like 'here we go, here we go, some answers, just around the corner, almost there... almost theeerrreee.... oh no they've thrown in yet another mundane twist. Twist is being generous. In the words of Dr. Evil - 'Throw me a frickin' bone here...'

Quoting Freaker from 13:58, 24th May 2007 I'm not feeling that very much cheated, really. I'd expected that there would be many more questions yet again. But we tend to forget how many things do get answered little by little as we go along, it's just not that someone points at it and says "figure t...

I don't want to ruin anything for those who haven't seen the final two episodes yet but I'm feeling very pissed off... Yet again more questions than answers... in fact no real questions just a load of rubbish. I'll quite happily donate some cash for part of an air fare for someone to fly over to the...

Ah... bioinformatics. I recommend Perl or Java for this. Tutorials are on the web, easy to follow. It will be far easier in Perl for such a simple task.

It's not really their fault that you left your keys in your room. They are just doing their job.

Surely though the night porter will have a key for such incidents?

Edit - Just realised it's albany - no night porter I assume. Harsh.

I was on the beach last year and my girlfriend and I noticed the same thing. It was after a rather stormy night, but the seemingly yearly regularity of it could indicate that something else is responsible...

Can we have ex-members of (some-what) senior staff?... Anyone for Dave Roberts?

Quoting the Empress from 17:07, 20th Dec 2006 Well, if you go to 'sub-Sahara' in Wikipedia, the Sahara is classed as East Africa, as it is in most of the development documents I've looked at . . but the CIA Factbook says North Africa. It's skewing my results, damn it. Thanks though, guys! I think i...

Coolio is back! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Gangsta Walk ft. Snoop Dogg is about to 'drop like it's hot' ... well probably not, but it's good to see him back fresh from St Andrews Union. http://www.com-www.com/weirdal/pix/pic-0023.jpg All together now, "Oooh-eeeee, I like girls, I like girls..."

Maybe this will save little children in the playground....

http://www.break.com/index/zidane_head_butt_game.html

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Awesome-o says 17, but I'm not so sure...

Quoting Jam-bo from 00:41, 11th Jul 2006
bollocks

I retract that statement. On IMDB it concurs that he is indeed trying to sell 30,000 T's... BY THE END OF JUNE 2006!!!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224616/bio

bollocks

I remember! It's called 911: In plane site. Check it out with an open mind.

Looking at this so repeatedly, it is amazing that footballers are such drama queens! I mean, it's bad what Zidane has done, but watch the leg flick of the Italian!

Quite strange that Zidane had a reaction like that to whatever was said. A player of his experience shouldn't act like that, regardless of any situation. What will be interesting is what the Italian player said to him. But we'll never really know... Good work Italy though. Fairly average team that h...

Quoting the racing tortoise from 20:53, 9th Jul 2006 the only thing like that that I am suspicious of is the damage to the pentagon (which is not consistent with what happened to it). that however doesn't require some sort of conspirecy, just a faulty missile. The confusing part is the vanishing pl...

Quoting papercutheart from 16:53, 9th Jul 2006
Well it's not gonna hoe itself now is it?

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Touche...