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The last time I shouted 'Jesus, I love you' I distinctly heard the reply of 'I love you too!' This momentarily threw me, until I realised that in my inebriated stupor my eyes were closed and the answer was in a female voice. Strange how one's religious convictions seem to rise to the fore when in th...

You'd be pretty hard pressed to find resin in st.a's anyway, from my experience. Mind you, the rocky here isn't that bad in comparison to some of the rubbish you find in Edinburgh (bleurgh, thank god I was drunk!). But it has to be grass all the way- we have some lovely sources of supply here. Alleg...

Hmmm, and I thought the Saint was temporarily closed because some gentlemen of the homosexual persuasion took themselves too seriously? On another note, one thing I HAVE noticed about the Sinner recently is the large proportion of posts saying fuck you, shut the fuck up, get fucked... Midget, your p...

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Here's a pretty moving one for you- I recommend listening to Herb Morrison's commentary if you can find it.

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Ah yes, good old Chattan. YOUR BANTER IS SHIT. John Burnet gives far better quality of uproar in proportion to its population. Or at least it USED to. By the way, thanks for the Christmas tree- cue hate mail!!


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Anyone see that dire TV blooper show with Anne Robinson tonight? A chimp stands on its head and rubs its arse against the window a newslady is standing beside... Great stuff!!!!! Better than my FREAKIN' ESSAY!!!!!!!! RARGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


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[s] Marie55 wrote on 19:08, 17th Mar 2005: Ah yes, the annex. Yet another reason for me to want to blast my own leg off with a sawn off- when you move in you automatically get tarred with the 'antisocial' brush, just as a word of warning. Pity the main building doesn't declare war on the annex anymo...

I was watching that at the NPH when it was last on as the late night show and the audience quickly realised how the birds were singling out ginger people in a particularly brutal fashion! I really like The Birds in general, but that night was extremely funny- I could see people crying with laughter!...

[s]LonelyPilgrim wrote on 17:20, 2nd Jan 2005:
Being a virgin might be frustrating, but at least you don't actually know what you're missing...



A kindred spirit! That's what I always say. Then I start crying.

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dude! see a doctor! and pray it isn't scabies cos my hall got that particular little beauty bout two years back...


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Mebbe sexual frustration is just getting to him. I know it is with me! Any other ideas? I spose I could ask some of my mates in the OTC if I could get a bullet off 'em for the powder, but perhaps a mallet to the bollocks might help me too :D Funny, really, I never really thought about how much more ...

Would everyone here kindly get a grip on themselves? I'm sensing a great deal of inner frustration being vented on each other here- just CALM DOWN all of you!!! The guy's just mucking about for goodness' sake! And work on your spelling while you're at it :) [hr] Okay! Who greased my wiener?!

[s] Drunkard wrote on 15:45, 28th Nov 2004: If anyone wants an update, I am actually dating a girl from new hall now that has her own double bed :) Happy endings rock!! Was this thanks to the thread, Drunkard? Or did reading the witty comments by all of our contestants here boost your self confidenc...

There isn't much point calling men of St. A's wankers. It isn't a very derogatory term at the best of times considering that particular past time has dveeloped into an Olympic sport in our humble town. Normally I just agree with the lady, which for some reason they find patronising. Try calling them...

[s] Bonnie wrote on 06:48, 30th Dec 2004: Quick! Have lots of sex now! Maybe if we overpopulate the Earth, when it hits, it won't matter too much to lose so much of the human race. So get going, for the sake of humanity! [hr]I love cheese. Have to say I'm with Bonnie on this one! If anyone needs me ...

Bring back the Amiga! I loved that thing! Cannon Fodder, Silent Service 2... And LEMMINGS!!! Who needed therapy when you had games like that? Hmmm, I realise you can get all these on the PC but that's beside the point

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That's a terrifying picture...


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I HATE THAT THREAD.


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Yeah, apparently bludgeoning 'em with a block of ice is ideal cos it melts after the crime. I'm loving the indifference towards murder weapons on this thread!


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