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Just so you know, Mrs. Ross has been here all summer, harassing the overseas schoolkids who've been around St. A's. She even has signs written in Italian and Spanish. Now that's dedication.

She also told me 'Jesus would've saved you...', which troubled me for at least a week.

Couple of pints of water before you go to bed. In the morning, a fry-up is just the job for banishing a hangover, and will ease any stomach complaints. Drink tea, rather than coffee. Get some Irn Bru in too. Also, take a good long shower (or a bath if, like me, you find yourself having trouble stand...