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[s] Unregisted User wrote on 00:18, 9th Jun 2003: They're up on the 11th, right? There's already a thread about this. Try looking there. I don't know when they come out. Some of mine are out already, so I am a little confused as to how the whole thing works. Why they can't just send us all a letter ...

[s] Spring Heel Jacques wrote on 22:16, 25th May 2003: Creamy, yet crumbly. And Greek, too. Made from the milk of friendly ewes, and particularly good when crumbled over cous-cous. Mmmmmm... I know where you live you big cous-cous eating ponce. "Won't you tell me, brave captain, why are the wicked s...

Limburger Smells very very strongly of old socks, looks rather like brie but with a slightly yellower outer skin. Tastes lovely though. Very popular in Germany. http://www.foodreference.com/html/flimburgercheese.html [hr]"Won't you tell me, brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how can the an...

No, the whole problem is that the police really haven't got anything better to do, so obviously they are attempting to justify the increased expenditure on law enforcement. In fact Kelp and I were thinking of re-writing "New York City Cops" by the Strokes... "St.Andrews City Cops, St. Andrews City C...

I wanted an "N", but thanks to the stupid round tops I could never tell if I had an "N" or a "Z".

[hr]"Won't you tell me, brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how can the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves his porch light on."
- Tom Waits

New Nestle marketing slogan: "Only Smarties have the answer, because only Smarties could give a flying ****" (insert favourite expletive above) I do apologise. Actually no I don't. I couldn't give a flying **** either. I'm leaving soon, and I am almost guaranteed to be some time. [hr]"Won't you tell...

Guess it just goes to show that there's no such thing as bad publicity...unless you're Gary Glitter of course. PS What's up with the chatroom? [hr]"Won't you tell me, brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how can the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves his porch light on." - Tom Waits

There was once a young man from Dundee, Who was stung on the neck by a wasp, When asked if it hurt he said, No, not a bit, it can do it again if it likes, [hr]"Won't you tell me, brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how can the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves his porch light on." -...

Yes actually. Faced with that and being part of the United States of America, which is what we seem to be doing at the moment, I would take Europe every time. [hr]"Won't you tell me, brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how can the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves his porch light on...

That is absolutely brilliant. But I will never be able to listen to the song again now without seeing those two.

[hr]"Won't you tell me, brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how can the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves his porch light on."
- Tom Waits

[s] ghettogirl wrote on 14:40, 9th May 2003: Haha sorry to highjack the post in this disgraceful fashion but nova and kelp the eden court sinner contingent are almost positive that we know who you are. we will however endevour to keep your identities a mystery for legal reasons. Thank you for your e...

[s] Unregisted User Kelp wrote on 23:06, 8th May 2003: Tragically, nova has issued strict instructions regarding the non-revelation of his/her identity. [/i] Correct Kelp. Infringement of these regulations will result in a swift, but eye-wateringly painful death - so watch yourself. [hr] "Won't you ...

[s] Endemoniada wrote on 14:24, 9th May 2003: But the ultimate album to play whilst making love (not shagging) is Portishead Dummy. Eh? And there was me thinking that Dummy was mainly about romantic abandonment. [hr] "Won't you tell me, brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how can the angels...

[s] gingerbeer wrote on 01:40, 9th May 2003: In my 1st year, when I lived in Melville I was on the same corridor as someone who once played the 'League of Gentlemen' theme tune during sex. I consider this to be one of the points at which I lost some of my innocence. I thought that was the funniest t...

I once lived in one of the rooms in Hamilton which directly overlooks the 18th green, and I saw many drunk ppl at weekends after closing time. Generally they all wanted to steal the flag over and over again. Never saw any shagging/screwing/fucking (whatever you want to call it). Which is a shame in ...

Quite simply, avatars suck...mainly for the reasons already stated by Blessed Benediction and Mr. Baster.

[hr]"Won't you tell me, brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how can the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves his porch light on."
- Tom Waits

When I need consoling after the exam the last thing I'd start to play would be Joy Division. They make you want to throw yourself off a cliff when all is well with the world, God knows what it would be like if you were depressed. [hr]"Won't you tell me, brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, h...

Supposedly it is rather good:

http://www.metacritic.com/music/artists/blur/thinktank/

[hr]"Won't you tell me, brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how can the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves his porch light on."
- Tom Waits

Supposedly it is rather good:

http://www.metacritic.com/music/artists/blur/thinktank/

[hr]"Won't you tell me, brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how can the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves his porch light on."
- Tom Waits

anyway... back to the music: Nightmares on Wax, St. Germain, Sigur Ros, Aim, Aphex Twin, Nick Drake, Nina Simone and of course, Tom Waits.

[hr]"Won't you tell me, brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how can the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves his porch light on."
- Tom Waits