Do-gooder scientist into collecting priceless artifacts of untold origins/powers for donation to museums, and the creation of mechanoids for aiding the forces of good. Also enjoys skidiving, curling up with a book, long walks on the beach and combatting evil. Interests are justice, honour and a free apple for all children every day.
Seeking evil art student for climactic battles and long winded plot revealment gloating. Possibly with a case of megalomania, huge ego, physical mutations, super intellect, ability to fly or massive mental powers. No mind control of human race. Sore loser essential. Must provide own Lair of Evil, annoying catchphrase and minions. Demons from other dimensions, insane geniuses, all conquering aliens and most forms of historian should apply. No art historians or management students.
Also seeking sidekick. Must provide own cape. No smartasses. A useful power preferable, but will accept someone willing to undergo genetic manipulation or gamma exposure.