Hej! Guitar noobs!
I play the guitar like your God, and would simply make an utter uber-noob of you, with my neo-classical arrangements and diverse assemblages of keys and complex melody. Quake under my uber vibrato and complex harmonies.
I can also play various other instruments to virtuoso level, ja.
Du,check out some of my uber recordings:
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS_IYe5JTZ4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzW8fi8z5C8&feature=related
Perhaps you could function as my pedal monkey? I may need someone to help turn on my uber pedals, or perhaps fetch my road crew cups of the "Tee". Ja. I may even show you how to compose simple arrangements only using half an orchestra, ja. Simple stuff first for das children. Ja.
Also, I hate Det "Smiths". Ja.You will no longer listen to them, they are boring. They use too few scales, and they ignored my then newly discovered note, "H". Ja. You will play some neo-classical guitar, abandon such ideas of such petty music, ja.
What is the use of playing if you cannot sweep pick arpeggios really really fast? Ja, exactly.
Anyvay, good-bye guitar noobs, keep practising, you might manage some of my uber warm-ups before you die.Ja.