BJ advice

[me]

ok guys, give a gal some advice! what makes a good bj and what is just not enjoyable?

[Guest]

I just love it when she throws up on my cock. I love tears and choking noises.

[Guest]

Eat 5 chillies first for extra pleasure

Quoting me from 01:16, 6th Jan 2008
ok guys, give a gal some advice! what makes a good bj and what is just not enjoyable?

[fluffy]

make sure you get your teeth in there good.

[hr]

dev ksereis, alla eimai trella erotebmevei mazi sou..

[Guest]

Wet mouth, no teeth, deep as you can, use the tongue, also pay attention to surrounding area, including balls and coin purse.

[PC]

drink vinegar and make sure to aim for the jap's eye

[d_24]

Quoting from 02:01, 18th Jan 2008
balls and coin purse.

Same difference?

[DavidBean]

Right here, right now please

Quoting me from 01:16, 6th Jan 2008
ok guys, give a gal some advice! what makes a good bj and what is just not enjoyable?

[madmanjock]

swallow

[.]

Just ask your Bf what he likes...unless you plan on giving out testers to the guys posting it doesnt really matter what we're into.

[Guest]

Quoting d_24 from 18:17, 18th Jan 2008

Quoting from 02:01, 18th Jan 2008
balls and coin purse.

Same difference?

No, the bit between the balls and asshole. n.b. not the asshole itself, that's a bit gross. Best found if they've shaved

[The Truth.]

Don't bother. Never had one that was worthwhile yet. Stop wasting time, and just get stuck in!

[munchingfoo]

I don't think "don't bother" is the way to solve that problem. Not very many women are good at it, just in the same way that I am sure not too many men are good at the opposite (although, to be fair, I only have experience of one man versus many women so the latter is a guess).

My point would be, when you do find a person who is good at it it is well worth the wait.

[hr]

Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!

[David Bean]

Quoting DavidBean from 17:01, 19th Jan 2008
Right here, right now please

NOT me.

[hr]

Psalm 91:7

[Grandpa]

yeah yeah yeah beany, we all know you like a good cockmunch...just the same as the rest of us lads...now stop being such a prude and give us a good ol' bean style lecturette on how to give good head.

After all, there is a certain lady (I'm presuming) out there who needs your good conservative-flavoured advice (I wonder if that's a new condom variety, 'conservative flavour'? If so, I wonder what it tastes of...Cameron, perhaps?

Are you still single? You could offer practical lessons!

[hr]

We are gentlemen that neither in our hearts nor outward eyes envy the great nor shall the low despise.

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

If you taste blood, you're doing it wrong.

[munchingfoo]

Unless its your own, then you're doing it beyond all expectations.

[hr]

[s]Warning : The sinner is a plateau, with moral high ground manifesting itself as an optical illusion in the the bearers mind.[/s]

[JJbanks]

This poor girl might have been serious asking for help (I stress the might part), and you guys have all ridiculed her!!

[random chick]

I would give out advice but I prefer to teach people in person than give out any secrets. Got to keep the edge if you know what I mean.
The only advice I will give out is don't ask girls or strait guys, the real pros are the gay guys. They both give and get so they both know what they like and how to give it.

[Guest]

Quoting JJbanks from 09:19, 9th Feb 2008
This poor girl might have been serious asking for help (I stress the might part), and you guys have all ridiculed her!!

erm no.