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A Simple Request

Postby onthewall on Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:55 pm

I'm a 22 year old North American grad student looking for a clever girl to join me in easygoing conversation and random adventures involving dancing. I'm 182 cm with a cute smile and a dry sense of humor, and you can reach me at writeitonthewall[at]gmail.com.
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Re: A Simple Request

Postby Hennessy on Sat Dec 04, 2010 8:57 pm

"random adventures involving dancing"


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Re: A Simple Request

Postby onthewall on Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:35 pm

Hennessy wrote:"random adventures involving dancing"


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Very good, kind sir. This match is supposed to be as pleasantly random as my conversations are, so please, proceed...
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Re: A Simple Request

Postby onthewall on Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:08 am

Hennessy wrote:"random adventures involving dancing"


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Drat! My sinister plan to lure the unsuspecting university folk to my deranged dance group is exposed at last. How did you derive my motives, my Kognac King?
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Re: A Simple Request

Postby Guest on Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:20 pm

onthewall wrote:I'm a 22 year old North American grad student looking for a clever girl to join me in easygoing conversation and random adventures involving dancing. I'm 182 cm with a cute smile and a dry sense of humor, and you can reach me at writeitonthewall[at]gmail.com.


Can we have some more 'vital statistics'...
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Re: A Simple Request

Postby onthewall on Tue Dec 14, 2010 11:28 am

Guest wrote:Can we have some more 'vital statistics'...


Well, 'vital statistics' can mean many things to many people - that's why I included the email address :P
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Re: A Simple Request

Postby Guest on Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:48 pm

An email address is not a statistic good sir. One was wondering about the dimensions of your todger old boy.
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Re: A Simple Request

Postby onthewall on Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:25 am

Guest wrote:An email address is not a statistic good sir. One was wondering about the dimensions of your todger old boy.


Ah, see? That's the question I was expecting there, which is why I didn't answer it directly.

I feel like posting that stat on a message board is silly, vaguely demeaning, and a cheap way of showing off; suffice to say, I know how to handle women and I love getting girls off, so if that's all anyone's interested in, there's that. I also like good conversation and company as well, but good sex is certainly wonderful in its own right.

That being said, I provided my email for all sorts of questions that anyone might want to ask. And just so no one emails me another one of these: no, 'adventures involving dancing' isn't a thinly veiled euphemism - I actually like to dance. I love sex as much as anyone, but there are other fun things you can do together...
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Re: A Simple Request

Postby anotherguest on Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:34 am

Guest wrote:An email address is not a statistic good sir. One was wondering about the dimensions of your todger old boy.


He said it was 182 cm. Pay attention!
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Re: A Simple Request

Postby guesty on Wed Dec 29, 2010 11:59 pm

Have you had any success?
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Re: A Simple Request

Postby onthewall on Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:07 pm

guesty wrote:Have you had any success?


Nope. Apparently my request wasn't so simple after all...
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Re: A Simple Request

Postby GuestLady on Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:34 pm

onthewall wrote:
guesty wrote:Have you had any success?


Nope. Apparently my request wasn't so simple after all...



too bad you're way younger than I am, or I'd at least join ya in a dance. good luck! I too am in a search. :D
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Re: A Simple Request

Postby Guest on Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:53 pm

You're probably a similar age to me then GuestLady. Leave an email address and I'll get in touch.
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