A Simple Request

[onthewall]

I'm a 22 year old North American grad student looking for a clever girl to join me in easygoing conversation and random adventures involving dancing. I'm 182 cm with a cute smile and a dry sense of humor, and you can reach me at writeitonthewall[at]gmail.com.

[Hennessy]

"random adventures involving dancing"

[onthewall]

"random adventures involving dancing"

Very good, kind sir. This match is supposed to be as pleasantly random as my conversations are, so please, proceed...

[onthewall]

"random adventures involving dancing"

Drat! My sinister plan to lure the unsuspecting university folk to my deranged dance group is exposed at last. How did you derive my motives, my Kognac King?

[Guest]

I'm a 22 year old North American grad student looking for a clever girl to join me in easygoing conversation and random adventures involving dancing. I'm 182 cm with a cute smile and a dry sense of humor, and you can reach me at writeitonthewall[at]gmail.com.

Can we have some more 'vital statistics'...

[onthewall]

Can we have some more 'vital statistics'...

Well, 'vital statistics' can mean many things to many people - that's why I included the email address

[Guest]

An email address is not a statistic good sir. One was wondering about the dimensions of your todger old boy.

[onthewall]

An email address is not a statistic good sir. One was wondering about the dimensions of your todger old boy.

Ah, see? That's the question I was expecting there, which is why I didn't answer it directly.

I feel like posting that stat on a message board is silly, vaguely demeaning, and a cheap way of showing off; suffice to say, I know how to handle women and I love getting girls off, so if that's all anyone's interested in, there's that. I also like good conversation and company as well, but good sex is certainly wonderful in its own right.

That being said, I provided my email for all sorts of questions that anyone might want to ask. And just so no one emails me another one of these: no, 'adventures involving dancing' isn't a thinly veiled euphemism - I actually like to dance. I love sex as much as anyone, but there are other fun things you can do together...

[anotherguest]

An email address is not a statistic good sir. One was wondering about the dimensions of your todger old boy.

He said it was 182 cm. Pay attention!

[guesty]

Have you had any success?

[onthewall]

Have you had any success?

Nope. Apparently my request wasn't so simple after all...

[GuestLady]

Have you had any success?

Nope. Apparently my request wasn't so simple after all...

too bad you're way younger than I am, or I'd at least join ya in a dance. good luck! I too am in a search.

[Guest]

You're probably a similar age to me then GuestLady. Leave an email address and I'll get in touch.