short shorts

[guest]

Blonde guy running up south street in REALLY short bright yellow shorts... anyone know who it is?

[Anon_]

...or what he was running from?

[jollytiddlywink]

I know a lot of runners in this town. Any further details: height, facial features, tee-shirt logo/slogan? And were they blond blond, sandy blond? Long hair or short?