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Ross. Curly brown hair. Is he single?

Yes, and looking.

I can't believe I saw this ad. Yes, I know the guy. Completely single. Lovely guy. Pretty good at football, too.

I know Ross, think you've got the right guy. Pretty sure he's single. He's captain of 2 of the 6-a-side football teams that play on the university astro pitches. 7:30-8:30 on Mondays and 6:30-7:30 on Wednesdays. You can't miss him, the teams play in a rather fetching lime green and pink. There's a load of people there so you can always come turn up and watch if you were so inclined.

Actually, he's off the market now

How on earth is he single?! Probably too late in the year to bother doing anything about it, but he should know that he's a total catch!

You should be aware that the last person to comment was, in fact, Ross himself.

I'm not quite sure where you heard he was taken, I spoke to him yesterday

Enough with these games.

My name is Dan, and I work alongside Ross. In fact, he is sitting across from me right now. I don't know who is telling you he is off the market, but this is not true.
You should seriously consider saying hello to him in person. He appreciates the original message, and like anyone who would be the subject of such a post, he is interested in knowing who you are. Even if things don't work out, it would still be nice to meet you. So, gather your courage and come meet him. He doesn't bite, honestly.