Newest Candidate for New Hall Elections....

[Jennifer Young]

Hello there!

I am writing to you to ask for your support in the latest New Hall Elections. I am campaigning for myself because no one else will so please help me. I have tried to butt-kiss the ex-Senior Student with the hope that he might make me Deputy but for sooth no luck. Anyway please be friends with me and vote for me because if you don't I won't be able to pull as many guys as I did before and not tell my wonderful boyfriend.

Vote Jenni Young!!!

[Jenny Clegg]

Hi its Jenny Clegg acting senior for New Hall and frankly I cant be arsed with this bloody election, its getting boring with a capital B. I cant be bothered with the whole thing and frankly I cant wait until Nick Yarrow gets back because its got so stupid. This is silly and as far as I know Jenny Young isnt running for senior as she is the treasurer and does a pretty good job.