Guide to St Andrews

[Oli]

I will let anyone write who wants to write.

As long as they write a fair and balanced review...

[Oli]

Loads more topics added to the sign up board.

Go sign up now! Express your literary talents! Voice your opinions!

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[Oli]

Still needed:

Information about societies and athletic clubs.
Restaurants and pubs.
Activities to alleviate the boredom induced by St Andrews.
Info about halls of residence.
Academic Departments.

If anyone has any photos of rooms in hall, that would help improve the guide. A picture paints a thousand words, or so I'm told.

Also needed - random reoccurring questions that you may know the answer to, and could quite happily live in the FAQs section, providing satisfactory information to countless thousands.


In return for all your help and effort, I am trying to arrange a special treat. Currently thinking of a paintballing trip, or perhaps a slap up dinner with plenty of booze.

[The_Farwall]

I vote for paintballing. With plenty of booze. Do I qualify?

[Al]

What? You have to qualify for drinking sessions now? When was that rule introduced? And what are the authorities doing about it? That's what I want to know.

[James Baster]

Well, legally your meant to be over 18 but where I come from noone cared about that ....

[Oli]

If you're over 18, you can qualify for booze.

You can also qualify for paintballing.

But seeing as I'm going to be paintballing too, you're going to have a hard enough time if you're sober. I'll win, hands down. Everytime!

[The_Farwall]

As with most things in life, I like to think it's not the winning that counts, more how impressive you make it look when you die. I like the pro-wrestling approach of really 'selling' your pain to the crowd.

[James Baster]

I am very happy to annouce the Sinner's Guide to St. Andrews will be launched this weekend with the upgrade of the site.

Thanks to all involved, but Especially Oli for his hard work editing this.

[Oli]

Thanks James. I'm just the one who puts it together and makes it look pretty. I'd like to thank the writers and contributors, who are making the guide what it is going to be.

Hmm. That sounded better in my head.

Keep the reviews coming in though - ta!

[Al]

Also you are writing the words good now, Oli. Marvellous and good. You are to be said well done.

[kensson]

Kensson not keen on paintballing for Kensson is dirty rotten coward. Kensson keen on meal for Kensson is hungry.

[James Baster]

James advise Kennson get food elsewhere for any possible meal not for a month at least.

[Oli]

Oli advises Kensson not to eat too much the day before the meal, so as not to ruin his appetite.

And no snacks between meals.

[kensson]

Kensson go to one of restaurants reviewed in Guide, perhaps? But not day before meal because Kensson then ruin appetite & bank balance.

[Oli]

Oli congratulates Kensson on the shameless publicising of the Sinner's Guide (Link at the top of this, and every page)

[Roz]

Well done. It's all looking good, and the photos have really vamped up the reviews. Maybe I can help with a few more of them before it gets finished. Keep up the good work folks!

[Marco Biagi]

Marco thinks third-person communication early sign of madness.

[Phina]

Phina is confused. Poor Phina can not find the new 'Guide ot St Andrews'- the pages she looks at have not been updated. She can not see a link from this site to it either. It seems to Phina that this is a wicked conspiracy against her. She tries not to cry. Any ideas of how to rectify the disaster?

Phina logged in a moment ago, but alas, this is not registered at the top of the page. She is now sure of a deception.

[Oli]

Oli consoles Phina, but secretly thinks she is a little bit blonde.