The "why i shouldn't be allowed a mobile phone" thread

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i need to grow up... ¬_¬

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[Setsuna]

I wish I had stood in that picture now...

[Duggeh]

Here i post all the photos ive ever taken with my mobile phone:




















Yeah, i love my 3310.

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[Setsuna]

I took this picture in Edinburgh on my digital earlier this year. Its a little blurry cuz i was giggling and trying to get the picture without someone walking in front... I was pissed off with Edinburgh that day, I felt so proud to be Glaswegian. Little old ladies were going mental.

[Sabre13]

Someone clearly came back later that day with a Pen and finished the message.


I wish you'd stayed in Glasgow you cunt!

I shoudlnt be allowed a phone due to my constant £100 monthly bills.

[DrAlex]

I shouldn't because it makes me an asshole to drunk people

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[DrAlex]

Well, fortunecity don't seem to want to let me link to my own photo...maybe because they suck

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I shouldn't be allowed one because it brings out my asshole to drunks side

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[Zombie Sheep]

I feel slightly stupid, having waited about 15-20 seconds wondering why douglas's picture hadn't loaded up.

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Quoting Zombie Sheep from 00:20, 26th Aug 2005
I feel slightly stupid, having waited about 15-20 seconds wondering why douglas's picture hadn't loaded up.

sux2beu

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[munchingfoo]

I think we all know why I think Andy shouldn't be allowed a mobile phone ;) Anyone done any shopping recently?

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[Wee Nic the Dobber!!!!!]

why i shouldnt be allowed a mobile....while drunkt he other week..hard to believe i know....

this guy asked for my number

obviously he was rank so i decided to give him my male friends number instead...

and for some drink related reason i typed my MUM'S number instead!

So at 4 this morning she gets a phone call from him doing a tarzan call and shouting my name!!! Hehehehe!

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as seen on durex machines in a pub near you

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Quoting Wee Nic the Dobber!!!!! from 10:43, 26th Aug 2005
why i shouldnt be allowed a mobile....while drunkt he other week..hard to believe i know....

this guy asked for my number

obviously he was rank so i decided to give him my male friends number instead...

and for some drink related reason i typed my MUM'S number instead!

So at 4 this morning she gets a phone call from him doing a tarzan call and shouting my name!!! Hehehehe!

Something similar happened to me a few days ago...guy asks for number, had already told him i wasnt interested but he was pestering me...give him fake number....he rings number, my phone doesnt start ringing...he makes me give him real number...he calls for five days straight before realising i wont answer, by which point ive changed my ringtone several times but now they all annoy me!
Life is truly so much easier without them,it stops that whole drunken texting phenomenon too - how many times have i regretted certain texts in the morning
Oh and Flayre keep the pictures coming, theyre ace
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[LadyLincoln]

07774 598750- according to Cosmo its 'a flirt divert' number, invented by radio one to fob off any guy thats giving you unwanted attention. Apparently when he rings it he'll hear a voicemail message that wont give the game away. And if he does leave a message, Radio one might even play it to the nation. So so cruel. It should only be used in extreme cases i think!

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I Say Who, I Say When, I SAY WHO!!!

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Quoting ladylincoln from 12:16, 27th Aug 2005
07774 598750- according to Cosmo its 'a flirt divert' number, invented by radio one to fob off any guy thats giving you unwanted attention. Apparently when he rings it he'll hear a voicemail message that wont give the game away. And if he does leave a message, Radio one might even play it to the nation. So so cruel. It should only be used in extreme cases i think!

Yeah but thats also assuming the guy doesnt know the number...the situation is NOT pretty when you try and give him the number and he knows EXACTLY what it is!

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[Senethro]

Why is it so hard to just say no?

Ah, treachery.

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[DrAlex]

FINALLY, Scottish TV is associating itself with ass

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[sparkler]

I shouldn't be allowed one as I have the strange misfortune of being thrown in the sea with my phone in my pocket. Phone + seawater = dead phone.

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Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias thought that we would know alot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.

[theflirt]

I was watching a video on my friends phone that she had been sent via another friend. Its starts with all these guys wandering about glasgow and one saying 'I bet you can't walk across the road with your eyes closed and make it to the other side!' so the drunkest of the lot says he can, attempts it and gets knocked over by a double decker bus - anyone seen it? well to my surprise one of the guys in it was a friend from school - how random! and the friends phone and my friend are not linked in anyway as she is from america!
The joy of phones!

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