by Never backed Bibby on Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:06 pm
[s]LJ wrote on 13:14, 22nd Oct 2002:
exactly! thats what i did last year! just hang things out the window!
In 1996/97 when living in Andrew Melvile (deliberate misspelling), I was so enraged that some pikeys might theft my salmon cutlets, that I used to frequently enjoy, from a communal fridge, that I resorted to the window tactic too... Some foul gull scoffed them of course. My revenge? To make balls out of sliced bread and to put aspirin inside them... Strangely the gulls never came back... Serves them right for being pikey beaked gits...