Okay, here are the rules.
You're holding a dinner party, and you have decided (for reasons best known to yourself) to hire a time machine and travel the whole of human history and geography, and bring back twelve figures from either past or present, from anywhere in the world, to attend your gathering.
Anyone. Anyone you wish, for whatever reasons. Feel free to tell us a little about why you invited whom you did.
And then there is the matter of....the Thirteenth Guest
MY LIST:
Charles Darwin - Father of evolutionary science, nuff said.
Albert Einstein - Another one of the greatest minds ever
Stephen Hawking - Great example of not letting a crippling condition stop one making a great contribution to the world
Stephen Fry - Author and comedian, one who I consider to be very very intelligent
Terry Pratchett - one of my favourite authors, never met him
Douglas Adams - again a favourite author, a life cut tragically short - maybe he could also finish Salmon of Doubt
Billy Connolly - best stand-up comedian ever IMHO
David Attenborough - made the natural world come straight into the home through his documentaries. He's been to the ends of the earth and back again showing us the weird and wonderful life of animals and plants
Michael Parkinson - Chatshow host, has been around and met just about everyone there is who's worth meeting
Freddie Mercury - Another life cut short, one of the greatest song writers
Graham Chapman - The missing python, would be great entertainment at the dinner table
Alice Cooper - Still rocking on, does the best shows ever
13th:Tomas de Torquemada - First Grand inquisitor of Spain. (would've been Genghis Khan but he'll probably have a busy dinner schedual as this thread progresses)