Serious Musicians Wanted

[Kelly]

Are you a SERIOUS singer, songwriter, musician, or band looking for success in the music industry? I can help! Email me: kfenton@einsider.net

[Scunthorpe]

Unfortunatly, I only do humerous songs mostly.

[hr]The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.

[Ibble Dibble]

[s]Unregisted User Kelly wrote on 08:05, 16th Dec 2002:
Are you a SERIOUS singer, songwriter, musician, or band looking for success in the music industry? I can help! Email me: kfenton@einsider.net


I'm only serious if you won't make me sing pop.

[Portly Steve]

I'm serious! I even work in the damn music industry; bunch of theiving, shortsighted bastards.

[The_Farwall]

I'm very, very, very serious. But also really quite shit.

[hr][s]I have become a silent movie
The hero killed the clown
Can't make a sound[/s]

[EviLTwiN]

i'm a songwriter, a musician, and i'm in a band, and the last person on earth I would go to for advice or help in making it in the music industry is someone who is having to post on University message boards to get employment!

[Blessed Benediction]

I'm serious. I'd love to do pop. I wish i was talented enough to write Atomic Kitten's material. Wouldn't care too much about meeting them or anything as they're not that much to look at. Would rather write some lightweight rock music though.

I wouldn't want success in the music industry. I'd want to play gigs now & again in the same old venues for 10 years, maybe release a few eps & sell about 12 copies of each, get to watch the same 20 or so kids at each gig until they grow up & grow away or grow out of it, then i'd get run over by a bus one day on my way home after accidentally getting drunk.

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[s]Unregisted User Kelly wrote on 08:05, 16th Dec 2002:
Are you a SERIOUS singer, songwriter, musician, or band looking for success in the music industry? I can help! Email me: kfenton@einsider.net

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[s]Unregisted User Kelly wrote on 08:05, 16th Dec 2002:
Are you a SERIOUS singer, songwriter, musician, or band looking for success in the music industry? I can help! Email me: kfenton@einsider.net



I am a singer/songwriters
email me for more information at
jesusfreak012004@yahoo.com

Thanks
aaron cooper
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[Blessed Benediction]

'I am a singer/songwriters'

sorry, couldn't resist.

[hr]watches should have a smiley face on them as it's always time to be happy

[Buzzboy]

One year too damn late.

Now I'm on the career path to academia.

Well, I don't think most people would appreciate my trance fuelled nu-metal jibe at current politics played entirely on a football.

The life of an artiste, eh?

[hr]On the Seventh Day God said to Adam:

"Can I leave it with you?"

[EviLTwiN]

"kfenton@einsider.net"

was that a relation of underworlddreams by any chance?

[Blessed Benediction]

'Are you a SERIOUS singer, songwriter, musician, or band looking for success in the music industry? I can help! Email me: kfenton@einsider.net'

given the request asks for 'Serious Musicians' it's funny how there are so many decidedly unserious responses on this thread. then again given the distinct lack of detail in the request it's hardly surprising. can't really judge their credibility too much when all you're given is an e-mail address. nothing said about how they intend to help either. given they're looking for a 'SERIOUS' singer/songwriter you would have thought they'd have provided a more convincing way of persuading folk to get in touch.

file this under 'constructive criticism'.

[hr]watches should have a smiley face on them as it's always time to be happy

[Mr Comedy]

orlaternatively file under 'b' for 'bullshit'. Your call.

[Mrs Badcrumble]

I'm an up and coming singer songwriter of some ability. I have jammed with Bowie, Smoked with the good Mr. Jagger and shared a joke with kindly Mr Lennon. I consider Joni Mitchell one of my closest friends. Sometimes Bob Dylan asks if he can play one of my songs.

I once sued Roger Waters for plagarism. I taught Pete Waterman eveything he knows and he still pays me for it. I return the cheques.

On an off day I amuse myself wondering how Thom Yorke would have coped without my seminal 'Creep' and the later 'Paranoid Android' which I wrote when asleep and were stolen from me.

I wonder how the good ship Coldplay would have sailed without my cast off 'Yellow'. Or whether they would have ended up in Trouble.

James Brown records my screams, Michael Jackson my yelps. David Gilmour rips off my guitar solos and Vinnie Coilata asks me for druming tips. Sometimes me and Herbie settle into a little Hammond to pass the time.

I swap records with DJ Shadow out of sympathy. Screamin' Pele Andersen learned his stage antics when he was my roadie.

I have fought smoked, toked, snorted and cavorted, rocked, rolled, jazzed and bluesed. I have moshed, been sloshed and snoozed. I have met industry types and attempted the Schmooze.

So yes, maybe I will email you, Kelly, 'cos I bet you're a really well connected industry type who'll kick start my flagging career.

[Jack]

Looking for someone to help put the words to that song you can't get out of your mind? Or do you have lyrics and would like some guide in the writing of the music?
I have been playing the piano for 18 years. Also play guitar, drums and I read and write music. Open to all types of music and meeting some fellow musicians to share it with