(Your name) needs...

[Ellkie]

Okay, so I dunno if this has been done before but you may be familiar with it, basically type your name and 'needs' in google and write the things that come up. Heres mine:
Kellie needs sex...
Kellie needs to find enough time to work on her PhD...
KELLIE needs a drink!...
Kellie needs to just shut up and sing!...
Kellie needs to "spew forth"...

So over to you guys. You might find it slightly amusing like I did.

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It's all GEEK

[pinkymoo]

Stephanie needs to wake up and see the truth
Steph needs to do some hedge
Steph needs a makeover
Steph needs a tranquilizer dart
Steph needs SEX I want to FUCK Steph

Interesting......

[papercutheart]

Craig needs to sell his '92 Saturn...
Craig needs to be with someone who appreciates him...
Craig needs to deal more directly and thoroughly with species...
Craig needs to please a lot more fans...
Craig needs more cards...

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[Haunted]

Chippy needs a cracker with that drink.
Chippy needs to get plastered.
Chippy needs our donations About as much as Dick Seibert needs a senior's discount.
Chippy needs to saw up some MDF.
Chippy needs an award for ass of the millenium or something.
Chippy needs to come home before I shoot myself in the head.
Chippy needs some love.

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Now with 100% more corn

[Lodestone]

Lodestone needs only maintenance
Lodestone Needs You!!
Lodestone needs room to breathe
Lodestone needs feeding
Lodestone needs to be at the end of the row
Lodestone needs a capital infusion to cover the initial transition and wholesale costs

[ClaireyMoo]

Claire needs private support.
Claire needs some TOUGH LOVE!
Claire needs a visit to the Bunny Planet.
Claire needs booze to kiss.
Claire needs her own forum.
Claire needs to die. (lol, don't know how much I agree with this one).

[maz]

Mary needs the lamb in school
Mary needs to find out what the students think
Mary needs prayers
Mary needs to let go of the old and prepare for the new
Mary needs a two-parent home that will accept her and her four siblings.

weird.


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Well, I bet that you look good on the dancefloor

Go see my friend on his band's UK tour. 24 March - 7 April
http://www.thehint.com

[Bizarre Atheist]

Alternatively, go to www.googlism.com and type in your name...

dave is funnier then me
dave is out
dave is a rock band
dave is so fine
dave is a lazy bastard
dave is not a smurf
dave is a microsoft excel training specialist
dave is a sexy bastard
dave is hacked off
dave is dynamic
dave is dumb
dave is so cool
dave is just too damn cool
dave is not the sort of person who makes enemies
dave is searching for something new
dave is producing a new album for reggae legend jimmy cliff
dave is swing dancing
dave is a stupid horse

You get hundreds of results, some really not repeatable.

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http://www.race2paris.co.uk

[Bizarre Atheist]

Alternatively, go to www.googlism.com and type in your name...

dave is funnier then me
dave is out
dave is a rock band
dave is so fine
dave is a lazy bastard
dave is not a smurf
dave is a microsoft excel training specialist
dave is a sexy bastard
dave is hacked off
dave is dynamic
dave is dumb
dave is so cool
dave is just too damn cool
dave is not the sort of person who makes enemies
dave is searching for something new
dave is producing a new album for reggae legend jimmy cliff
dave is swing dancing
dave is a stupid horse

You get hundreds of results, some really not repeatable.

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http://www.race2paris.co.uk

[Jen the Phantom Hobbit of]

Jen needs a break
Jen needs to get back to reality.
Jen needs to be a My Little Pony!
Jen needs to get a life
Jen needs help
Jen needs taking out for fun
Jen needs to have a session or two w/ a theropist
Jen needs to write a campaign
Jen needs a video card
Jen needs to be a parent and get off message Boards
Jen needs a shot and a beer!!!
Jen needs 421 temporary shelters
Jen needs someone to love her as much as she loves them
Jen needs friends
Jen needs a hug is in your extended network
Jen needs to kick that crybaby loser out and go find her sick husband!
Jen needs to stand on her own two feets for a change.
Jen needs to be with Jack
Jen needs to take a page out of Ange's book and use charity to clean up her tawdry reputation.
Jen needs rehab
Jen needs to either date OUTSIDE of the profession- ie a hot college professor, or a lawyer, or a business guy
Jen needs to get back to reality and stop pretending it’s Disneyland
Jen needs this Diva Publicity like she needs a hole in the head !
Jen needs another drink.

Hey - this is fun!

I think most of those are true (bar the friends one cos i have friends - hooray) which means that all Jens round the world are the same really...

poor world!

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The voices in my head tell me I'm not insane ... but everyone else does.

[iab2]

Ian needs...

Ian Needs an Old Man's Cane.
Ian needs about $400000 set aside now to cover his future needs.
Ian needs a wife (I am willing to pay $50 a week to anyone interested)
Ian needs your financial support to make this campaign a reality.
Ian Needs Ritalin
Ian needs some quiet time.
Ian needs to wash his mouth out with soap
Ian needs to be tarred and feathered.
Ian's Shoelace Site - Bringing you the fun, fashion & science of shoelaces
Ian needs to grow a beard. Ian again says he'll look like a chubby pornstar.

These are so fantasticaly random! I like the two seperate ones on 400000 dollars and paying 50 a week for a wife. Could be the same person. Cant say these all apply to me, so all Ians are different.

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[Setsuna]

Susan needs all your love and money
Susan needs to show that she was John’s wife at the time of his death
Susan needs to ask herself is this : Is my goal realistic?
Susan needs to slow down to increase her quality of eye hand foot control
SUSAN NEEDS HELP
Susan needs to work on writing better songs
Susan needs to be removed from being her own lawyer
Susan needs to apologise to Julie
Susan needs to put laundry in the washing machine as soon as she gets home. from class.
Susan needs to be on the list simply because she dominated the race for years
Susan needs a set of t-shirts graced with silly cliches that, nevertheless, exemplify her willingness to step off the cliff of safety

[munchingfoo]

Andy needs a BAD girl to find his focus and replace Mandy
Andy needs no help
Andy needs a burger or a burrito and some warm sunshine
Andy Needs a New Pair of Shoes!
Andy needs at the lowest prices
Andy needs to get laid is in your extended network
Andy needs our help

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Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!

[Orcas]

cibi: Leah needs...Leah needs to shed the pounds and the sooner the better ... Leah needs lots of play, social time with other dogs (either in a multi-dog ...

Three Under Three Feet: Leah Needs.....Leah needs to shed the pounds and the sooner the better. (ouch! ... Leah needs the final copies by July 8 in order to get them bound and distributedon time. ...

Leah Needs Leah Needs ... hey leah its katy sarah ozzy's friend who is usually drunk in ystrad nd u end up lookin after me------HELLO!!!!!!!!!!! ...


Leah LaBelle (finalist) - Reviews on RateItAllI think that Leah needs more training before she becomes the big star that she is GOING TO BE. I gave her 4 because I love her voice and her beauty. ...

Leah needs to finish the leaders contact sheet and get it to Benj, who can send out an email ... Leah needs to update the calendar in the leader’s binder. ...


Spank! Youth and Teen Culture Online : Youth and Teen Website ...Click for profile, Leah needs socks (true) Leah needs saving (only occasionally) Leah needs to finish the leaders contact sheet (not so much)

Basenji Rescue Dog: Leah Her strong prey drive means cats are very iffy; an adopter with a very dog- savvy, good-sized adult cat would need to live close enough so that Leah could ...


A Perfect GemAlong the way Leah falls in love with Pos and decides that she needs to save him from himself, even if that means stealing the gem from Pos.

Aunt Leah's is a dynamic and caring organization that responds to the needs of youth within the context of community. Our flexibility and creativity often

My name seems to mostly be connected with a dog, student and some aspiring singer. Hmmm.



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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
Robert Frost

[Smalex]

Alex needs your help
alex needs you
Alex needs to open a pizza store in MC Steve Green
ALEX needs some dirty deeds¢¾
Alex needs a scapegoat
Alex needs to freak out/ He needs to freak out every day and every night/ Alex needs to freak out
alex needs a job

[swerg]

Janelle needs the projection updates by Monday
Janelle needs to win
Janelle needs to qualify her leased ponies
Janelle needs an investment banker
Janelle needs help making such a magical moment happen on a budget
Janelle needs to make a deal
Janelle needs a liiiifffeee!

[amore vincit omnia]

I was going to use my real name, but it's already been done on this thread, so:

Amore needs no companion
Amore needs a home
Amore needs your help
Amore greatly needs to diminish his on-air role
Amore needs seperate tuition
Amore needs to go
Amore needs to be applied a couple of times to let the cleaners work
Amore needs you to reserve your date one month in advance
Amore needs to talk to him about making a documentary on Canadian wrestling
Amore needs you to write a C++ program to average grades for his Math for Critical Thinking class


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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. - Aristotle

[Midget]

Midget is the dude stars joey the midget

Midget is the dude joey the midget is the dude

Midget is a character I have played frequently for many years

Midget is like calling a black person the n word; it's an offensive term

Midget is lying dead in a tent



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http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37100090

[bramble]

Bramble needs to be removed from his position of leadership in the radioactive waste task force -- no joke
Bramble needs a partner who can play the ball out of defense
Bramble needs something to climb over
bramble needs to be more powerful
Bramble needs a break from his writing
Bramble needs someone playing for another club beside him


Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful.
Rachel needs to be responsible for her own behavior.
Rachel needs to stop being so loud.
Rachel Needs Some Good Thoughts.
Rachel needs Netflix Friends
Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends
Rachel needs guidance and normal supervision.
Rachel needs to throw more bacon parties, so we can see her and the lil whippersnapper more often.
Rachel needs to set her sights a little higher.

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Ich will die Ruhe stören...

[Frank]

Frank Needs Sensitivity Training
Frank Needs Wheels
Frank needs you!
Frank Needs to Grow a Spine!
Frank Needs a Date
Frank needs t know Jesus
Frank needs to make some f'ing adjustments
Frank needs to experience God's love
Frank needs to decipher this parable.

Profound!

Frank

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"There is only ever one truth. Things are always black or white, there's no such thing as a shade of grey. If you think that something is a shade of grey it simply means that you don't fully understand the situation. The truth is narrow and the path of the pursuit of truth is similarly narrow."