pregnancy warnings . . .

[Ruru Hedgehog]

There's an old phrase about the danger of keeping all your eggs in the same place.
Distribute them to cyrogenic storage around the nation.

Haha! This just leaves me with the mental image of ovary fridges dotted about Britain, having set and equal distances between each other...

*daydream....
Fridge placer: "RIght, son. You make sure and get this right now! All hell could break loose if these freezers are so much closer to each other by even a centimeter!"
Rookie Fridge placer: *gulp* "mmmkay..."
...*

And can you imagine the pregnancy warning on them things? XD

[Dave the Explosive Newt]

in particular listeria, which can cause a nasty meningitis in the newborn.

As opposed to good meningitis?

Well yes. Most people will shrug off a viral meningitis due to (say) Herpes Simplex Virus with just supportive treatment, however a bacterial meningitis due to Neisseria meningitides could potentially be fatal.