Sex

[Endemoniada]

This thread is supposed to be an alternative to the 'Love' thread. It's not about love, it's about that wonderful activity which I expect we all enjoy and wish we could get more of - shagging. Personally, I like it, I'm just slightly lazy so sometimes the effort seems like a bit of a waste. And for anyone who hasn't tried, sex on the 18th green of the golf course is damn good!!


[hr][s]And Trogdor smote the Kerreck and all was laid to burnination![/s]

[Cola Cube]

Lol. So those in love do not enjoy shagging? Au contraire.

Your logic does not resemble our Earth logic.

[Manson]

I really dont like the word "shagging", i think its just awful, conjuring up images of dirty smelly people with bad teeth getting drunk on tesco value lager and losing what little inhibitions thet had.

"screwing" and "fucking" are far better, i think there's a sense of class to those words.

[hr]"Economists don't know very much. And other people know even less."
Herbert Stein

[Manson]

and if you "shagged" on the 18th green, wouldn't half of Hamilton hall get a free porn show? Anyone in Hamilton care to comment on the risque events by the 18th flag?

[hr]"Economists don't know very much. And other people know even less."
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[nova]

I once lived in one of the rooms in Hamilton which directly overlooks the 18th green, and I saw many drunk ppl at weekends after closing time. Generally they all wanted to steal the flag over and over again. Never saw any shagging/screwing/fucking (whatever you want to call it). Which is a shame in many ways, because I was in prime position to do so.

[hr]"Won't you tell me, brave captain, why are the wicked so strong, how can the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves his porch light on."
- Tom Waits

[ghettogirl]

nova, if you still live in Hamilton, who are you?!

[Magus]

This thread is supposed to be an alternative to the 'Love' thread. It's not about love, it's about that wonderful activity which I expect we all enjoy and wish we could get more of - shagging.


Have to agree to a good extent...

"Love is an emotional thing, and whatever is emotional is opposed to true, cold reason!" True, and emotions get in the way methinks. Whilst I am sure that those in love enjoy this wonderful physical activity, a good hard screw can be enjoyed by all, irregardless of relationship status...


edited to preserve some semblence of dignity...



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dum vita est spes est - or so he said...

[rubbermuffin]

I find that having been in a relationship for three years, I've been trained to be damn good at fucking. Lots of opportunity for practice.

And personally, I think the Swilken bridge is better than the green - somewhow a greater satisfaction seeing as it's more well known.

[hr]'I said I wasn't blaming Jesus or anything. It wasn't His fault that He didn't have any time.'

[James]

[s]Magus wrote on 21:35, 8th May 2003:

... a good hard screw can be enjoyed by all, irregardless of relationship status...


Only a classicist, fully familiar with ancient Rome, could truly make such a comment so open to an alternative interpretation to the one I suspect was originally intended.

[RaphX]

[s]Manson wrote on 20:53, 8th May 2003:
I really dont like the word "shagging", i think its just awful, conjuring up images of dirty smelly people with bad teeth getting drunk on tesco value lager and losing what little inhibitions thet had.

"screwing" and "fucking" are far better, i think there's a sense of class to those words.

I can't say I'm a fan of any of those terms.

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[fiftyfive]

Horizontal Jogging is far more acceptable

[Cola Cube]

Can't say I'm a fan of the word "screwing", I certainly don't like the term "shagging" - reminds me too much of the icky word "snogging".

"Fucking" on the other hand I am a big fan of. When in a relationship, sometimes you want to "make love" (awww) but sometimes you just want a good fuck.

The ability to seperate love from sex is a personal thing. Some can while others just couldn't sleep with someone they weren't in a relationship with. As long as both people are clear about which category they fit into all is well and they can call it whatever the fuck they want to.

[Magus]

... a good hard screw can be enjoyed by all, irregardless of relationship status...

Only a classicist, fully familiar with ancient Rome, could truly make such a comment so open to an alternative interpretation to the one I suspect was originally intended.


Not a classicist (yet - that's for post-grad). Ancient Historian (and don't I know it!!!)

But yes, Rome forever - stupid Greeks...

better than a pedantic philosophy jointist...

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dum vita est spes est - or so he said...

[Endemoniada]

Has anyone had any strange experiences concerning noises during sex? I have friends who used to be in New Hall and were woken up one night by screams of "aah, aaaah, aaaaah, AAAAIIIIEEEEE FASTER FASTER MORE MORE YES YES FUCKING YEEEEESSS!!!!" Very strange, no?

[hr][s]And Trogdor smote the Kerreck and all was laid to burnination![/s]

[Endemoniada]

Oh, and I like the phrase 'uphill gardening' to describe sex.

[hr][s]And Trogdor smote the Kerreck and all was laid to burnination![/s]

[James]

[s]Magus wrote on 23:29, 8th May 2003:
[i]

... a good hard screw can be enjoyed by all, irregardless of relationship status...

Only a classicist, fully familiar with ancient Rome, could truly make such a comment so open to an alternative interpretation to the one I suspect was originally intended.


Not a classicist (yet - that's for post-grad). Ancient Historian (and don't I know it!!!)

But yes, Rome forever - stupid Greeks...

better than a pedantic philosophy jointist...

[hr]
dum vita est spes est - or so he said...
[/i]


Ooh, them's fightin' words ... and sidetracking this thread ... oh well, I shan't take up the gauntlet this time.

[Amaunet]

Magus wrote on 23:29, 8th May 2

But yes, Rome forever - stupid Greeks...


Hate to break it to you, but the Greeks were way better than the Romans.
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[KayBee]

Dont talk to me about noises during sex. I had to make a presentation to my SH class on "copulation calls" in the primates. Basically why do chimps make copulation calls and what relevance they have in humans. Its an interesting discussion but it was hard not to blush,


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[Magus]

Hate to break it to you, but the Greeks were way better than the Romans.


Oh dear - are we going to have that fight?

I think it all started back at A-level (somewhere in the dim and distant past...), but 7 years of ancient history have convinced me that Rome rules! (or did - and conquered Greece. And yes, they might well have been 'conquered' by Greek culture, but in a new&improved way that was far superior to those 5th century Athenians). The Romans are just more fun - and have way cooler lecturers here than the Greeks do

Still have to go with the "Rome conquered Greece - you do the maths" argument...

[hr]
dum vita est spes est - or so he said...

[Emma]

[s]Endemoniada wrote on 00:16, 9th May 2003:
Has anyone had any strange experiences concerning noises during sex? I have friends who used to be in New Hall and were woken up one night by screams of "aah, aaaah, aaaaah, AAAAIIIIEEEEE FASTER FASTER MORE MORE YES YES FUCKING YEEEEESSS!!!!"

I once had a constantly-shagging couple across from me in hall. They never bothered me, but other people on the corridor got so fed up with it that they started saying things like, 'If it's that loud she's got to be faking it' loudly outside the door.

On another point about noise - I'm counting the days until I get to move out of DRH into a flat with a huge bed that presumably doesn't go 'CREE-AK!' every time you make the slightest movement on it. My fear of alienating my neighbours has led to painful carpet burns...