by LonelyPilgrim on Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:07 am
Here's what I know... start at your fingernail, count back two (2) joints... to the big one, in the middle of the finger. Now insert a cat canine up to the gums right into the working bits in the middle. Wiggle it around a bit to simulate a) chewing followed by b) frantically trying to remove said tooth from said joint wherein it has now become stuck.
Disinfect and bandage.
Follow on with two weeks of having one (1) finger inflamed to twice its normal size and a lovely purplish-red colour.
Reduce swelling gradually and begin working the joint.
Five months on joint has full range of motion, but is slightly stiff and lacks previous speed of motion and tends to get 'itchy' if asked to bend a whole lot without resting.
Also take note, due to being in America and self-employed, it's important that you not go see the doctor at any point due to lack of health insurance, ergo, you won't know exactly what has Latin-named whatchamacallit has been injured, just that the whole shebang don't work like she once did.
EDIT to add, seriously: I would guess that a whole lot of structures in the joint were damaged, but since I never lost the ability to bend the joint somewhat (albeit it doing so was near blackout painful just afterwards), I didn't 'snap' a tendon. But I'm guessing everything took damage, including the lubrication mechanisms.
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