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by **LeopardSkinQueen** on Mon May 19, 2003 9:25 am

[s]Unregisted User wrote on 00:34, 19th May 2003:
Has anyone else noticed that the two male ducks in gatty have been going around together a bit too much recently?! They seem to completely ignore the girls. Now, I don't know if it is possible for ducks to be gay, but if it is then jim and bob (as we have christened them) are definetely living proof!

Good on them!

I watched a documentary on gay animals a few years ago which featured a pair of gay ducks.

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by **niall** on Mon May 19, 2003 9:35 am

one of my dogs was a lesbian

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by **Guest** on Mon May 19, 2003 10:12 am

I have to say I think possibly my theory about the gay gatty ducks was wrong. Have just seen that the lady duck is currently sporting a grand total of NINE ducklings. They are so cute. So maybe the guy ducks are just hanging out to get away from the weans!

by **HappyCamper** on Mon May 19, 2003 10:14 am

maybe the males are bi - nice little threesome they have going on there!

P.S. Uni-Hall ducks ;-)

by **dunx** on Mon May 19, 2003 11:46 am

those are Fife Park paving slabs

Maybe the paving slabs were once Fife Park's, but they're Uni Hall's now. *teehee* A bit like that painting from Hamilton Hall I guess. One thing is for certain though, those ducks are definitely true Uni Hall bumble bees;

http://www.dunx.co.uk/bumblebee_duck.jpg

by **Homer** on Mon May 19, 2003 1:27 pm

[s]Unregisted User wrote on 00:34, 19th May 2003:
Has anyone else noticed that the two male ducks in gatty have been going around together a bit too much recently?! They seem to completely ignore the girls. Now, I don't know if it is possible for ducks to be gay, but if it is then jim and bob (as we have christened them) are definetely living proof!

Good on them!

I concur, Gatty is the pround owner of a set of gay ducks. Plus fag-hag.

by **vegetation for the masses** on Mon May 19, 2003 5:31 pm

ha. To all who deny it; Uni hall has stolen your ducks, and they're ours for good now. They tell me they like it here, & are glad they don't have to put up with the smell where they were (can only assume they're talking about gatty/fife park, or where ever they used to be [you know where i think])

by **Endemoniada** on Mon May 19, 2003 6:20 pm

vegetation, you are absolutely mad! I myself have never seen these ducks, if I visit Uni Hall tomorrow what's that probability that I will see them?

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by **Guest** on Mon May 19, 2003 6:40 pm

well they are back today! wooo... more ducks so i dont have to do IT revision!

by **Manson** on Mon May 19, 2003 7:46 pm

Anyone remember the DRH pheasant last year?

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by **vegetation for the masses** on Mon May 19, 2003 7:47 pm

well i saw them on south st a few days ago, then later that day the very same ducks were outside my window in Uni Hall, where they have been each of the last two days.....so quite likely.

Also i'm not really mad

by **Thackary** on Mon May 19, 2003 8:35 pm

I have loads of pheasants creeping around my house. They look nice, but they're stupid, stupid animals.

by **Endemoniada** on Mon May 19, 2003 8:49 pm

It sounds like the ducks have taken a fancy to you vegetation, teehee.

[hr][s]when did a difference become a disease? - fugazi [/s]

by **Donald** on Mon May 19, 2003 9:15 pm

I remember the DRH pheasent. I regualarly see pheasents outside my window in New Hall

by **HappyCamper** on Mon May 19, 2003 9:17 pm

veg - they were on the other side of the building 3 nights ago, matt was feeding them.

by **Manson** on Mon May 19, 2003 9:25 pm

The DRH pheasant, i remember, was really fat. I think people kept feeding it and that's why it stuck around. and then in summer everyone went home, it couldnt take off because it was too fat, and it starved to death. Or it was such a huge target that it got shot. I'm speculating here.

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by **Emma** on Tue May 20, 2003 9:20 am

I saw the DRH pheasant in the field between us and Melville this year and agin on one of the AU pitches. It lives.

by **Amaunet** on Tue May 20, 2003 9:31 am

[s]Thackary wrote on 21:35, 19th May 2003:
I have loads of pheasants creeping around my house. They look nice, but they're stupid, stupid animals.

They do look nice, and they are rather stupid- we see them on the farm all the time- especially harry.

There doesn't seem to be any pheasants round DRH this year- wonder why?

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by Al on Tue May 20, 2003 9:59 am

"The DRH pheasant, i remember, was really fat. I think people kept feeding it and that's why it stuck around. and then in summer everyone went home, it couldnt take off because it was too fat, and it starved to death. Or it was such a huge target that it got shot. I'm speculating here."

If the pheasant was so fat that it couldn't fly it would have taken a long time to succumb to starvation. Long before it died it would have lost enough weight to be able to fly again. Hooray! The pheasant was saved.

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by Al on Tue May 20, 2003 10:04 am

Incidentally, someone has obviously been feeding the pheasants. I wonder if anyone has been caught feeding the ducks.

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