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Postby munchingfoo on Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:40 pm

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve

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Re: Penises

Postby jollytiddlywink on Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:50 am

I don't know why, but I get the impression that some kind of pissing contest is going on here...
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Re: Penises

Postby wild_quinine on Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:55 pm

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Re: Penises

Postby Cain on Thu Nov 04, 2010 9:12 pm

Mine stays up all day. 18 inches in every stride
I hold an element of surprise
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