Oscars

[Mabinogion]

So the oscars have passed and how predicyable they were. The blockbuster wins, and the Brits get, well, nothing. How Judi Dench didn't win for chocolat, I just don't know. Except that she is British, and the Oscars are American run. Oh well it's to be expected I suppose.

[Clonion]

And 12 months later - pretty much the same story.

[Prophet Tenebrae]

It was another moral victory though! My plan for Britain winning the oscars involves cloning an army of Hugh Grants and having them impregnate all Hollywood actresses - why does this require an army? Well, at least 40% of the clones are likely to end up with some 2-bit hooker.