Everything you wanted to know about sex but were too busy to ask...

[Prophet Tenebrae]

As it's winning the poll... sex, eh? It's a funny old thing.

[hr]Ah, I hate how nothing changes. Such a peaceful Earth should just collapse...

[andrewdalgleish]

i saw the title and knew it would be your post

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Law of averages

www.sexualrecords.com

[hr]Ah, I hate how nothing changes. Such a peaceful Earth should just collapse...

[David Bean]

So, is anyone going to tell me anything about sex that I didn't already know? I'm waiting with baited breath...

[hr]"And all the people rejoiced, and said: 'God save the King! Long live the King! ...May the King live forever!'" - Handel, 'Zadok the Priest'

[iohannes]

[s]David Bean wrote on 02:03, 14th Jun 2004:
So, is anyone going to tell me anything about sex that I didn't already know? I'm waiting with baited breath...

[hr]"And all the people rejoiced, and said: 'God save the King! Long live the King! ...May the King live forever!'" - Handel, 'Zadok the Priest'


It is illegal (now) to have sex with a live animal or a dead person, but not a dead animal. Bet that's a fact about sex you didn't know.

[hr]
That is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

[Kibet]

[s]David Bean wrote on 02:03, 14th Jun 2004:
So, is anyone going to tell me anything about sex that I didn't already know?


Another person can be involved in the process.

[Anon.]

[s]David Bean wrote on 02:03, 14th Jun 2004:
So, is anyone going to tell me anything about sex that I didn't already know? I'm waiting with baited breath...

Bated. Not baited.

Loads of people get that wrong.

[Valen_gr]

[s]Kibet wrote on 08:21, 14th Jun 2004:
[s]David Bean wrote on 02:03, 14th Jun 2004:[i]
So, is anyone going to tell me anything about sex that I didn't already know?


Another person can be involved in the process.
[/i]



That made me laugh SO hard!!

[disraeli]

It is illegal to seduce a Royal Virgin in the United Kingdom.
I'm certain you all wanted to know that.

[hehehe]

Authentic Women's Penis Size Preference Chart:

http://www.penissizedebate.com/page40_i ... s-size.htm

[s]So who could resist having a look [/s]

[Guest]

[s]Kibet wrote on 08:21, 14th Jun 2004:
So, is anyone going to tell me anything about sex that I didn't already know?


Another person can be involved in the process.
[/i]

Bet that was a shock to your system. Though who calls sex a "process"? Answer: someone who doesn't have any.

[Guest]

[s]Kibet wrote on 08:21, 14th Jun 2004:
[s]David Bean wrote on 02:03, 14th Jun 2004:[i]
So, is anyone going to tell me anything about sex that I didn't already know?


Another person can be involved in the process.
[/i]

that was just waiting to happen

[Kibet]

[s]Unregisted User wrote on 08:33, 14th Jun 2004:


Bet that was a shock to your system. Though who calls sex a "process"? Answer: someone who doesn't have any.


Or someone that sees it as a chore. Like when she takes you out to the cinema and then for a romantic meal and well you know, it's enough all ready and I just wanna get some sleep.

[Prophet Tenebrae]

"Authentic Women's Penis Size Preference Chart" - so they got 100 women and had them systematically try all the various penises and give marks? Or did someone just make it up?

[hr]Ah, I hate how nothing changes. Such a peaceful Earth should just collapse...

[benedict]

'who calls sex a "process"?'

any self-respecting Kraftwerk fan

[David Bean]

[s]Kibet wrote on 08:21, 14th Jun 2004:

Another person can be involved in the process.


Keep posting, sir - the moderators will be with you soon.

[hr]
"And all the people rejoiced, and said: 'God save the King! Long live the King! ...May the King live forever!'" - Handel, 'Zadok the Priest'

[LeopardSkinQueen]

[s]David Bean wrote on 01:01, 16th Jun 2004:

Keep posting, sir - the moderators will be with you soon.




Um. Why?

It was just a joke- nothing particularly offensive. Picard said far worse about Al and it was never deleted.

[Kibet]

[s]David Bean wrote on 01:01, 16th Jun 2004:
Keep posting, sir - the moderators will be with you soon.


No offence was intended as it was not meant to be taken personally, it was an obvious joke to your previous question.

However, if you wish me to delete my message then email me or email the moderator to delete it and edit other posts that make reference to it.

[Prophet Tenebrae]

It would be easier to just e-mail Mr. Bean a sense of humour

[hr]Ah, I hate how nothing changes. Such a peaceful Earth should just collapse...

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Maybe he's at Yahoo and can just receive 1/10th of that?

[hr]Ah, I hate how nothing changes. Such a peaceful Earth should just collapse...