Debates linkup emails

[David Bean]

Did anyone actually get the linkup email that I tried to send out today? I didn't, and I think the reason may be that Telnet claimed that one of the addresses didn't exist, which, in weird, idiot-who=programmed-the-thing logic, obviously means that it can't just send the email to everyone who does exist, but has to mess up the whole thing. If absolutely nobody has it then that's fine, because I can just go and send it again, but if some have it and some don't, it'll be rather more of a problem.

[Guest]

i want love u , i want to kiss u , i want 2 make love to your intellectual nazi yet physically frail body

[John Stewart]

Ooh er - get in there bean boy!

(Anyone else worry about the fact that our esteemed clerk seems to have acquired a stalker?)

[Anon.]

Miss Ryder tried to hold out, but the Beanly allure was too great. Once he has his hooks into one's heart, one is enslaved for ever.

[David Bean]

Oka-ay, anyone who knows what's going on here, please raise your hand

[Donald Renouf]

Pam has discovered The Sinner.

[John Stewart]

No male debater will ever be safe again!

I warn you, she'll be working her way through the board before you know it.

First she's on your judging panel, then she's in your cage, and before you know it...

[Pam]

I think that it's Mathilde that you are looking for. She's the one who wants Beanie more than anyone... Its most certainly not me.

Donnacle, you ass.

[John Stewart]

Don't get so upset Pam, you sultry temptress of sin...

[Pam]

I know you love me John but keep it in your pants. We dont need to see that... No one needs to see that...

[David Bean]

Blimey! Hey, chaps and chapesses, please remember that this is absolutely nothing to do with me!

[Donald Renouf]

[s]Pam wrote on 00:36, 13th Nov 2002:
I think that it's Mathilde that you are looking for. She's the one who wants Beanie more than anyone... Its most certainly not me.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much?
Besides, the fact that you refer to him as "Beanie" must mean something, what?


Donnacle, you ass.


And it's Donocle - being derived from monocle, which is so spelt, being in turn derived from the Greek "mono", meaning one, and Latin "oculus", meaning eye.

Get it right!

[DARSHYBABY]

dude, i haven't got the damn email either - i thought i was going mad - i mean imagine missing a debates email - about as vital as missing a evening meal (or any meal at uni hall!). Just kidding Beanie!

Dont slack just send the damn thing again, simple.

[John Stewart]

Yes, 'Darshybaby'.

I'm sure you couldn't cope without your regular dose of beanie-boy.

Come on people, we know you love David, but save it for the auction!

And Pam - Don't know quite how to break this to you but, er - NO! Not quite.

[Donald Renouf]

Good Lord, what has this thread become?

[John Stewart]

Yeah, your eyes aren't decieving you.

OK. So far we have:

Pam "Prolific" Robinson
Miranda "Man-eater" Weigler
David "The Dominatrix" Bean

Any other suggestions?

[Pam]

Awww aren't you sweet.

[David Bean]

First off, Darshan, what, you want me to send a linkup email from two weeks ago? I think I'll pass. It does seem, though, that people trying to access the emails with Webmail are having some difficulties; I don't know why this is, but it could have something to do with Pine, and I can't change that because Pine is where the mailing list is stored.

Second, I can't fail but be disturbed at my inclusion in a list of 'sumptuous sex godesses'... Who is the stalker, anyway?!

[John Stewart]

Sweet isn't a word I would normally assosciate with myself, but thanks anyway.

Can we add Darshan "Wishful Thinking" Sangrithingy to the list (Sorry Darsh!)

But what for Pushman?

[Donald Renouf]

[s]John Stewart wrote on 13:55, 13th Nov 2002:
David "The Dominatrix" Bean


Wasn't it "Deep Throat Dave"? Well, according to Pete "Chicken Boy" Murray, anyway...

Besides, "Dominatrix" has already been bagged by Miss Crowley.