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I used to work in Chicago

Postby Mr Comedy on Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:50 am

.. At an old department store.
I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there any more.

A woman came into the store the other day, and asked for a helicopter.

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Postby TC on Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:18 pm

A helicopter from the store?

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Postby Mr Comedy on Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:21 pm

A helicopter she asked for, my CHOPPER she got!

And I don't work there anymore!

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Postby hmmmhaveabanana on Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:11 pm

I used to work in Chicago

.. At an old department store.
I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there any more.

I woman came into the shop asking for a kitkat
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Postby Mr Comedy on Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:33 pm

A kitkat from the store?

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Postby Lid on Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:34 pm

A kitkat she wanted, FOUR FINGERS she got

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Postby Lid on Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:35 pm

A woman came into the store today looking for a boxing match.

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Postby Cain on Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:35 pm

Quoting Mr Comedy from 16:33, 5th Dec 2006
A kitkat from the store?




A kitkat she wanted, two fingers she got!

And I don't work there anymore.

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Postby Jason Dunn on Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:36 pm

A boxing match from the store?
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Postby Lid on Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:21 pm

A boxing match she wanted, a good fisting she got!

And I don't work there any more.

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Postby Mr Comedy on Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:46 pm

I used to work in Chicago, at an old department store.
I used to work in Chicago, but I don't work there any more.

A woman came into the store the other day, looking for a dinosaur.

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Postby Midget on Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:44 am

A DINOSAUR! from the store?

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Postby Magus on Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:22 am

A dinosaur she asked for, a mega sore ass she got!

And I don't work there any more.

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Postby TC on Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:23 am

A women came into the store the other day looking for a German Coal Mine.

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Postby Guest on Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:45 am

A helicopter from the store?
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Postby Guest on Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:46 am

A Lady came into the store one day looking for a German Coal Mine.
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Postby Mr Comedy on Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:51 am

A german coal mine from the store?

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Postby TC on Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:24 pm

A German Coal Mine she wanted, Mein Shaft she got!

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Postby Magus on Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:37 pm

A gentleman came into the store the other day looking for a Shakespearian character...

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Postby Magus on Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:37 pm

A gentleman came into the store the other day looking for a Shakespearian character...

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