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Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:05 amby Lid
A yellow flower she wanted... RAPE she got
And I don't work there any more.
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:57 amby Mr Comedy
A woman came in the store the other day, looking for a piano.
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:18 amby Midget
A piano, from the store?
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:48 amby Mr Comedy
A piano she asked for, MY ORGAN she got!
And I don't work there any more!
(This is the thread that keeps on giving).
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:05 pmby Guest
Is there a set tune this goes to?
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:50 amby Lid
Quoting from 13:56, 7th Dec 2006
Is there a set tune this goes to?
Join in in a debates' dinner, and you'd be sure to find out.
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:17 amby Mr Comedy
A woman came into the store the other day, asking for an oriental ocular device.
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:50 amby Steveo
An oriental ocular device from the store?
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:11 amby Mr Comedy
An oriental ocular device she asked for, MY JAPS EYE she got!
And I don't work there any more!
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:18 pmby beef64
A woman came into my store the other day asking for a caffeine hit.
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:28 pmby Mr Comedy
A caffeine hit from the store?
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:56 pmby Mr Comedy
A woman came into the store the other day, asking for a punch up.
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:38 pmby Lid
A punch-up from the store?
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:41 pmby Mr Comedy
A punch up she asked for, A FISTING she got!
And I don't work there any more!
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:18 pmby exnihilo
This may be the least amusing thread ever started. Good work on keeping it at the top of the board, though, so any random visitor, prospective student, alumnus, sponsor, etc who might have linked here from the debates website can enjoy the hilarity! AIDS? Rape? What could be funnier.
How I laughed.
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:58 pmby Eliot Wilson
I have to say that I agree with Dr Joss. This sort of thing may be amusing after a private dinner (though frankly I'd say not), but this kind of public forum really isn't the place. It makes the UDS look like it's full of misogynist, bigoted wankers. Which I hope is not the case.
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:41 pmby Lid
I disagree with Mr Joss. I've been searching for extra verses to this for ages - this has answered my prayers.
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:50 pmby exnihilo
Still Dr. And what a superb rebuttal to my point, and to Mr Wilson's. Well done.
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:03 pmby Cain
Let's hope that potential investors have also been hunting for these verses as well.
And yes, I'm as guilty as hell for joining in.
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Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:45 pmby Jason Dunn
Unwholesome though this thread indubitably is, its reflection is only marginally worse than the usual acrimonious sniping that takes place on this board. At least people are united in the spirit of cooperation, in this one instance.