Improv Night Audience Suggestions That Are Too good To Bin

[edstercw]

For the hugely successful Improv comedy Night that ComedySockII:Ressurrected recently hosted we had the actors act out scenes from the audience's suggestions. And we had some pretty odd ones, let us tell you...

Give a fake book title:
Dumbledore's Guide To Soho
How To Be A Comedian by Osama Bin Laden
The Bloody Emo
My Struggle by Postman Pat
The Strangeness And Hope Of Cleaning Dishes

Give an unlikely product to advertise:
Caesium-O's The newest yummiest brakfast cereal for kids!
Star Trek Contraceptives
South Afra-Fresh The whitest clean around!

Write a fave catchphrase:
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings - Optimus Prime
'It's good but its not right'
"Don't give a flck-knife to an angry squirrel... I learnt that the hard way..."
'my pipes need cleaning'
Anything can happen in the next 1/2 hour

[Pan]

Hahaha nice, thanks Ed! There are some great suggestions there!

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"Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie"

[Pan]

Hahaha nice, thanks Ed! There are some great suggestions there!

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"Last time you gave me a pie, I cut into it, and birds flew out of it, hitting me in the face and chin. I was confused. It was a trick pie"