A man goes on holiday for two weeks, leaving his brother in charge of the house, his pet cat Alex and his elderly mother-in-law. After a week away, he decides to phone home to see if he's all right.
"How's Alex?" he asks.
"He's dead," comes the reply.
Naturally, he's surprised, not just at the fact that his cat is dead but of the way that his brother told him. "Well, you could have broken it to me gently!"
"How?"
"You could have said 'He was playing with a ball on the roof, fell off and broke his leg, but I've taken him to the vet's and he says he's going to be all right', then the next day you could have phoned me and said that he couldn't walk any more, but he might still live, and then you could have told me that he just... passed away quietly in the night or something." He calms himself down, and adds, "So how's my mother-in-law?"
The brother thinks for a moment. "Well... she was playing with a ball on the roof..."
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