Chip Shop

[Thackary]

A man went into a chip shop and asked for fish and chips twice.

The fryer replied "It's alright mate, I heard you the first time".








[s]Not sure how well that will be received outside of Yorkshire. "Fish and chips twice" translates as "two fish suppers".[/s]

[Wong]

You know it's good comedy when it takes a footnote that's as long as the joke to explain it...

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