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Postby Anon. on Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:43 pm

Two sausages in a pan. One says, "Whew, it's hot in here!" The other one says "Aargh! A talking sausage!"
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Postby Kibet on Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:50 pm

along the same lines..

two cows in the field "hey are you worried about the mad cow disease that is going about?"
"nah! i'm a helicopter"
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Postby Divining Lemming on Thu Oct 23, 2003 1:15 pm

very old one:

How can you tell when a local orgasms?

She drops her chips
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whats E.T. short for?

Postby Kibet on Thu Oct 23, 2003 2:38 pm

cause he's got small legs
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Why did the chicken cross in front of the truck?

Postby Divining Lemming on Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:03 pm

To get to the other side
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Postby Sleigh on Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:56 pm

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To visit his flatmate.
Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
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Postby Sleigh on Wed Nov 19, 2003 1:50 pm

What did the anarchist plumber say?

Smash the cistern!
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Postby Pilmour Boy on Thu Nov 20, 2003 1:18 am

Why do anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.
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Postby TC on Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:59 pm

Man walks into a bar...

...says ow.
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Postby Cain on Tue Jan 13, 2004 9:25 pm

a woman walked into a bar, and asked the barman for a double entendre.

so he gave her one


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I hold an element of surprise
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Postby Wong on Fri Jan 16, 2004 11:09 am

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk in to a bar, and the barman says...
"Is this a joke?"

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Postby blondie on Thu Jan 29, 2004 12:50 am

a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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Joke

Postby Levin on Fri Jan 30, 2004 6:27 pm

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insommniac?

He lay awake all night pondering whether there really was such a thing as a dog.
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Postby Kibet on Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:54 pm

These jokes are very offensive to dyslexic people and i have contacted the National Dyslexic Association (DNA)
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Dyslexia...

Postby Blanche on Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:31 pm

Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?

He woke up each morning in a pool of his own vimto.

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