A little girl walks into a pet shop
and asks in the sweetest little lisp, Excuthe me mithter, do you have widdle wabbits? The shopkeeper then gets down on his knees, so he's eye level with her and ask..Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoftand furry bwack wabby, orperhaps a widdle bwown wabby? She then leans forward and says " I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit"