Thursday Jokes Thread

[P. Parker]

Why?
Because we can?
Why Thursday?
Because it's the day before Friday and we're all far too sober.


Three vampires walk into a bar.
One orders a blood on the rocks.
Another orders a double blood.
The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.
"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

[Anon.]

That was truly goreful.