When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar!
How do you put a baby in a blender?
Feet first to see the expression on it's face change!
How do you dronw a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a swimming pool.
What do you do if u see an elephant coming?
Get ready to swim!
What do you call a man with no limbs in water?
Bob
What do you call a man with no limbs in a tree?
Rustle
What did the bus driver say to his friend with no limbs?
How are you getting on?
What do you call a man with a shover on his head
Doug
What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?
Douglas
What do you call a man with a seagul on his head?
Cliff
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to digest?
The wheel chair
Sorry couldn't help myself
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