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Postby munchingfoo on Sun Feb 08, 2004 4:52 pm

When is a door not a door?




When it's ajar!



How do you put a baby in a blender?



Feet first to see the expression on it's face change!



How do you dronw a blonde?



Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a swimming pool.




What do you do if u see an elephant coming?




Get ready to swim!




What do you call a man with no limbs in water?





Bob




What do you call a man with no limbs in a tree?



Rustle




What did the bus driver say to his friend with no limbs?



How are you getting on?




What do you call a man with a shover on his head




Doug




What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?



Douglas




What do you call a man with a seagul on his head?



Cliff



What is the hardest part of a vegetable to digest?




The wheel chair




Sorry couldn't help myself
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Postby Sleigh on Mon Feb 09, 2004 12:24 am

What do you call a man with rabbits down his trousers?

Warren.
Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
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