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Pointless continue-the-story thread

Postby Manson on Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:56 am

Just thought we could have a real-ale oriented story thread. just continue the story every time.

One day, Nick was tired after a long day putting things in the autoclave, so he decided to go for a pint. On the way to the pub....
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Postby Lindsay on Thu Mar 18, 2004 11:52 am

he accidentally slipped into an alternate dimension. In this strange but all too familiar place he encountered a sharply dressed millionaire who introduced himself as Greg...
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Postby Manson on Thu Mar 18, 2004 1:30 pm

...the Yorkshire Tycoon. From a lowly beginning loading boxes into an M&S truck, Greg had fashioned his own box-loading conglomerate. Greg offers Nick a...
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Postby chrisj0406 on Thu Mar 18, 2004 4:21 pm

... stich of gun, at which Nick...
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Postby garage red on Sun Mar 21, 2004 12:09 pm

pointed out the state of some people's spelling and grammar these days
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Postby Manson on Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:37 am

which, in this Universe, was a crime punishable by eighteen hours of community service. Thus, Nick was forced...
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Postby Lindsay on Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:49 pm

To sponge bath incontinent octogenarians using a sponge made from his own hair which
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Postby Koala Boy on Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:04 pm

needed a good wash anyway. Impressed by his delicate spongework, one of the bathees offered Nick a job in...
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Postby Lindsay on Sun Mar 28, 2004 10:44 pm

Residential and accommodation services where he used his skills to sponge vast quantities of cash out of the students. Meanwhile, in Masham...
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Postby chrisj0406 on Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:13 pm

... there was a long pointy stick, directed at a rather odd angle on the pavement, which ...
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Postby Koala Boy on Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:25 am

Nick's doppelgänger, from the alternate universe, tripped on. In this universe Nick was an independently wealthy arts student, with a crew cut and a sharp white suit. Lying on the pavement, Nick saw...
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Postby garage red on Fri May 07, 2004 7:35 am

his poor, hard working, science student counterparts on their way to yet another lab..
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Postby Steveo on Fri May 07, 2004 6:02 pm

He wished he was going to a rewarding lab session, but alas, his face was smashed in to an terrible mess. After plastic surgery....

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Postby Koala Boy on Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:47 am

... he bore a striking resemblance to Antonio Banderas. He decided to travel back to St Andrews to show those who doubted him his new good looks, but unfortunately...
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Postby Cain on Sat Oct 16, 2004 9:33 am

[s]Koala Boy wrote on 11:47, 3rd Oct 2004:
... he bore a striking resemblance to Antonio Banderas. He decided to travel back to St Andrews to show those who doubted him his new good looks, but unfortunately...


...so too did the real Antonio Banderas, turning up a week late to go celeb spotting at the Dunhill. With his weekend in St Andrews Antonion decided to...
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Postby Koala Boy on Wed Mar 09, 2005 3:17 pm

...attend the Monster Pub Crawl, which was conveniently scheduled for the same day in this alternate universe. On the crawl, he met alternate Greg (the Yorkshire Tycoon) and "regular" Nick. By the time they reached the Jigger...
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Postby Lindsay on Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:25 pm

all the custard was gone and there was a funny smell coming from under the Swilken bridge

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Postby Koala Boy on Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:45 pm

which was probably because someone had died there on the previous pub crawl, when Lindsay had had the audacity to...
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Postby Duggeh on Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:36 pm

declare himself worlds most important man, which upset the worlds real most important man, michael winner, who then sent his army of loyal esure customers out to make war against the ale drinkers of st andrews, there then followed the war of the ring and other such nonsense, after which...

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Postby Koala Boy on Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:54 pm

it was decided to never approach the delicate subject of online car insurance again, which meant that the chosen topic of conversation upon reaching the Rusack's hotel was...
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