ALICE COOPER

[Stephanie]

What About him Isn;t he Sexy? Don't answer that!.
What About one of his Songs, "Dirty Dreams" From "Hey Stoopid"?
Yes I am 18, BUt Don't know what To say here, I only KNow about Alice, I haven't had Sex yet!.

[Anon.]

Alice? Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?

[sorry]

[Al]

Isn't he that mad bloke who does the golf commentaries on the BBC?

(this "joke" was brought to you as "Give An Old (Viz) Joke A Home Week")

[hr]All this is a dream. Still, examine it with a few experiments.

[Viv]

I only KNow about Alice, I haven't had Sex yet!.




Hmm. Reminds me of someone else I know...

[Greebo]

Got tickets to see Alice Cooper on Nov 22nd in the SECC :-p

[jeng]

I'm sorry but i just dont hav a clue what this thread is going on about!

[Scunthorpe]

Does it matter? It involves Alice! (not the cat we adopted in Gatty, I presume.)

[hr]The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.

[Liz McKinnell]

Is this thread actually about Alice Cooper or about the fact that someone hasn't had sex yet? I can't figure it out.

My favourite Alice songs:

HEY STOOPID-I know a lot of people who really should listen to the lyrics of this. Basically, Rock'N'Roll should be fun, not an excuse to whinge about how you hate your life. Deal.

ESCAPE-Not very typical Alice, but a big cheerful classic rock type song-yay!

TRASH-Just because.

ELECTED-Happy memories of me and Scunthorpe going mental in March last year.

And if I hear Poison mentioned as anyone's favourite Alice song ONCE more, I'm going to SCREAM!