Funny Taglines for T-shirts

[Nick Mitchell]

Remarkably, last time I asked for input on a Rocksoc issue through the email, some folks actually replied! Below are some of the suggestions made thus far for the T-shirt tagline and some of them are pretty damn funny.

If you have any more ideas or if you think one of these is particularly witty let us know. Also feel free to post any new ideas. But bear in mind speed is of the essence because we need to make a decision in less than a week.

Here we go then:

From Gordon Jones and friends:

*The Liver is Evil and must be Punished
I'm happy because I eat Lard
*Look at me, I'm a dork
Sex, Drugs and Sludgemetalgrindcore
Shut up wussess, lets get some oppression
[%[ Instant metal just add alcohol ]%]
*I'm normal... you're just fucked up
[rar]
<televisions love me>
I'm fucking metal
Sum 41 are WANKERS
I worship satan ha ha
Goldfish are cool (or Goldfish are cute)
This t-shirt's never been washed.
*Yoda loves me.
*If you enjoy collecting rocks ... rocksoc
You live in that head?
Sex with you would suck.
Use the force.
Do I look like a fucking poser?
*DIE MTV DIE!!!
Bad-ass motherfucker (meow)
Rocksoc: For those who know what to do with a soc.
Antidisestablishmentarianismist
Steps are like way cool man...
In partnership with Abba apprieciation soc.
*Rock on Garth!
That's like, waaaaaaaayyyy deep man...

From Andy Chase, inspired by Brian:

"The hills are alive! Jesus! Run away from the hills!"

From Rachel Nutt and others:

When she was good she was very very good, but when she was bad.../she went to rocksoc/it was great/etc.

[Chuck]

In big bold white letters on the front....


"I'M AN INDIVIDUAL"

[Andy Anthrax]

"I joined RocSoc... and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" (snort sorry)

"My other head is in the wash"

"Keep talking, I'm imagining you look like Britney Spears in a blender" (maybe too long)

"tic, toc, tic toc, briiiiiiiiiing"

"dun dun dun dun dun dun dun tic tic tic tic" (whole lotta rosie)

"dun dun-dun-dun dun dun-dun-dun" (bohemian rhapsody)

Any variation on the above "dun" ideas

"Frank Zappaglione Lampost Road traffic accident walrus skatepark integrated dolby beer monster arsebiscuit"

Well, they're a starter for 10.

Andy

[Sim]

or perhaps... "yes, we are all individuals..."

Also:

Rocksoc: You're no one til somebody hates you...

Rocksoc: You can never be completely uselss you can always serve as a bad example...

Games for Immature Minds...

I Bounce Therefore I Am...
(if anyone out there can convert that to latin...)

The Neverending Degree....

[BlueOrphan]

Or just...

"RockSoc

We are an individual"

Danny

[Chuck]

"I am Loquetus of Rocksoc. Resistance is futile."

[Sim]

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me, 'cos I don't like you cos you're not like me....

[The_Farwall]

Just thought the next t-shirt might enter the planning stage soon so...

"Rocksoc: We are the people our parents warned us about"

[hr]"Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it."
- Philip K. Dick

"America is like a melting pot. The people at the bottom get burned, and the scum floats to the top."
- Charlie King

[EviLTwiN]

you should put the best 10 on this site and have a poll on it.

[Scunthorpe]

Perhaps:

Welcome to Rocksoc,
YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE!

Rocksoc, kindly sponsored by the letter Y, the colour black and the Number of the Beast.

Only a four year course? Hah! That's for the weak!

[hr]The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.

[Thackary]

"Contents may differ from those advertised"

[Guest]

Well I've done a four year course, and done and dusted in four years.

Now of course I'm doing a 1 year course in the same place.

After that I guess I'm on RockSoc's good fortune.

[James Baster]

"Tell Dave"

[hr][s]One, Nothing wrong with me, Two, Nothing Wrong with me, Three, Nothing Wrong with me, Four, Nothing Wrong with me - Drowning Pool[/s]

[Dave]

Tell me nothing.

[Oli]

Dave - I suspect that you might have quite a few people telling you stuff in the near future...

[Dave]

I'm quite happy for people to tell me good stuff. I just don't want to be accosted by inanity...

[Gullable Fool]

Shouldn't that be:
Today's Rocksoc has been brought to you by the letter Y, the colour black, and the number of the beast.

If you're going for the Sesame St feel, anyhoo. Still, I like the idea.

[Gullable Fool]

Dammit, it SHOULD be...
"Rocksoc was brought to you today by...."
Sorry, I'm getting obsessed with getting the wording right now. I'll go away and find some other way to fill in my empty and sad life.

[Cloud]

i got one

JESUS: I was crucified, dead for three days, resurrected, killed again only to wait over 2000 years to return to earth... its Miller time!!

[underworlddreams]

"Warning - may contain nuts"

[hr]Before you criticise anyone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticise them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.