The 'Did I really say that!?' quotage thread

[The_Farwall]

Seeing as it seems to be a regular occurence in our flat, I thought I'd create a thread for everyone to share the little words of wisdom that come from only hearing the last sentence of a conversation. Great for provoking the 'Did I really say that!?' cocked eyebrow stance from their source. Thought I'd start the ball rolling with a couple of classics.

"Mmm... Apes in spandex" - Charley Boy whilst watching the WWF Royal Rumble.

"I'm saving myself for Barry White." - Ollie (he claims it's an Ally McBeal reference).

"It's not hard anymore. I can't excite myself later by breaking it in half." - It was late, I was drunk and I was talking about the gel in my hair. No really, I was!

[Chuck]

Well I've only tried it once and I could only keep it up for a few minutes. - Chuck in reference to sking.

[charlie]

charlie to sexybex:
"i like your entry"

[Simon]

"Remind me to buy you all a beer when I get there."

Simon, on this very board. Doh!!

[The_Farwall]

"Who needs to act when you have someone sitting on your head?"
Blinky advocates method acting in porn movies.

[Earl Alex]

"It's not going to work unless the German helps us get our entry angle right"

A conversation between Liz and Elizabeth plotting to bend Alex to their evil ways.

[vegetation for the masses]

"say dance monkey boy and you loose your teeth" - anonymous for fear of loosing my teeth

[underworlddreams]

And you know it!

Better quote -

"I live an alternate life - one between 7 and 10 past 7 every morning" - A certain Evil Twin, in reference to why he never hears his alarm clock...

and

"Satansim wouldn't work if they all dressed as fluffy bunnies" - attrib. to the same.

[The_Farwall]

"Oh no, I have a maths exam. Think pants think!"
Rachel(again) postulating on wether men think through their underwear ALL the time.

[Earl Alex]

Don't destroy the world Matthew. That wouldn't be very sociable!

My ID flatmate puts the kybosh on my evil plans once again.

Curses!

[Gullable Fool]

"Pims...and turnip. And Pims. And Turnip. Oh yes, and Pims. I must put that on the Rocksoc message board."
A certain member of the aristocracy. With green hair if that narrows it down.

Sorry, got there first, my love.

[Belladonna]

"But what if you just got rid of all your teeth?" Inexplicably overheard from the next table in a pub.

[Belladonna]

'Hey, where are my keys? Oh, here they are in my armpit.'- Dave
'Yeah I dance with that guy. No, that sounds gay; we do this thing on the dance floor....No, I mean we come together on the...Oh never mind'- straight male friend describing a complex moshing situation

[The_Farwall]

"Can we please find some other way of saying I did the Queen with my foot."

Discretion is the better part of valour, but not in St Andrews

[underworlddreams]

Actually, if there is one conversation that tops the humorous eavesdropping chart, it's the one where someone tries to explain Red Dwarf to an American...

[TheMadBear]

I have just answered my mothers job related question with

"No, I don't want to be an air traffic controller mother"

And Steve was in stitches, so I guess that that counts.

[underworlddreams]

Overheard on the way to Physics from a conversation between four girls...

[lilies]

what's red dwarf

[Thackary]

Very funny British comedy, based around 4 blokes stuck in a space craft, several thousand years in the future.

Hmm. I'm not selling it very well...

[lilies]

yah not so much