by Amorphous on Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:01 pm
[Author's Note: get yourself a cup of tea or something for this one, folks, it's an epic.]
Leaning back in his chair, Hypercube sighed contentedly to himself. The past few days had been remarkably quiet; dull, even. There had been no attempts on his life in days, no suspicious-looking individuals lurking in doorways – it was as if his life an assassin was a distant (if slightly morbid) dream.
In other words, he'd become somewhat complacent. He was not, however, stupid.
Reclining in the Melville Common Room his ears detected the sound of stomping military-issue boots outside in the corridor that was somewhat at odds with the Australian soap opera playing on television. Reaching for his weapon with one hand, he grabbed the arm of the chair with the other and tensed himself for sudden action.
A moment later the door crashed open under the weight of a Hit Squad boot and four figures stormed in, while at the same time Hypercube threw his weight in the opposite direction and pulled the arm chair over with him to duck behind as cover.
The air was filled with bullets as Hypercube hid behind the chair and some of the more sensible, less engrossed Melville residents took to the floor. Spadge Mince, Spider Zakash and Wildcard charged straight towards Hypercube, Spider Zakash bearing a sword and the other two carrying guns, while Seti remained at the back to take a covering position and prepare to give back-up fire.
From behind the overturned armchair Hypercube took a deep breath, peered around, then knelt upright briefly to return fire; the first shot went wide but the second found its mark in the head of Wildcard. Now somewhat without cover, Spider Zakash standing behind his fallen colleague ducked for the nearest chair while Spadge Mince attempted to retreat to a safer position; another well-placed bullet from Hypercube ensured that cover need never be a problem ever again for him.
Ducking back behind the armchair Hypercube reloaded as fast as his fingers would move, hoping while he did so the death of their team-mates would give the two remaining Squad members reason enough to pause. From the sudden silence, feeling very strange after all the noise, it would seemed that Hypercube had been lucky in this regard. Straining his ears, he began to frown; was that the sound of someone trying to crawl forward?
Kneeling upright again into a shooting position, he scanned the scene quickly; there, Spider Zakash was attempting to recover Wildcard's gun. Possibly it was for sentimental value only, but Hypercube doubted it somewhat.
Spider Zakash noticed him drawing aim just in time and managed to roll out of the way, before gamely attempting to deflect bullets with his sword; after several successful rebounds it dawned on him that he was pinned down where he was and wouldn't be able to reach Hypercube with the sword from such a position. If he was going to pose any serious threat, he'd need the gun. Suddenly leaping forward in what he prayed was a good moment, he managed to get his fingers on the gun and then fumbled as he tempted to acquire enough grip to grab the thing properly and get it usable in his hand. Time seemed to slow as at last he moved it into the right position, felt his finger to begin to pressure on the trigger... and then felt nothing at all as Hypercube finally managed to get a steady aim and fired.
Still behind cover at the back of the room, and somewhat shell-shocked at having seen her three team-mates die in almost as many minutes, Seti tried to gather her thoughts. How the hell did someone recover from a situation like this? What were you supposed to do next, how did you move on?
In a moment, the answer dawned on her; you moved on by making sure the person who did it saw justice, which in this instance meant him never seeing another sunrise (or, indeed, another episode of Neighbours) ever again. She carefully crawled over to Spadge Mince's body, maintaining cover all the way, and diligently recovered all the weaponry and ammo she could find; for what she had planned, she'd need a lot.
At the other end of the room Hypercube noticed the more complete silence and didn't like it at all. Slowly, this time, and carefully, he peered over the top of the armchair and surveyed the destruction – he counted three dead squaddies and rather more Melville residents lying face-down on the floor with their hands on their heads waiting for the world to get a little bit less insane. He dimly recalled there being four squaddies at the beginning, so where had the fourth one gone? Not run away, surely?
In an event, he was at a disadvantage; the fourth squaddie knew precisely where Hypercube was while he, on the other hand, knew almost nothing about where the last squaddie remained. Moving would be a good idea, moreso if it improved his view. Gathering his things together he made a sudden run towards the centre of the room to the next closest chair; he made it without incident and realised to his pleasant surprise that the gun Spider Zakash had been reaching before was a) the same calibre as Hypercube's own and b) well-supported by spare ammo in Wildcard's vest, easily within reach from Hypercube's position. Having stocked up, he paused to listen again; still nothing, and the visibility here was worse than it had been at his old chair. Taking a deep breath he charged for nearby cover again, this time getting himself noticed and hearing a bullet chase his path. Ducking behind yet another chair, Hypercube counted to three and then sat up and shot wildly in the direction he hoped the bullet had come from; a tiny movement suggested that someone in that area had ducked for cover also.
Once again he ducked and reloaded, then prepared to crawl to a better position.
Seti was also on the move; a few of the last shots had come too close, and she was determined to see this out for as long as possible. Eventually she made it to a pillar – proper, impenetrable cover – and kept an ear out for sounds of motion. Drawing out a mental map of the room in her head, she imagined a big arrow pointing and saying 'Hypercube Is Here' and tried to aim for the same spot while briefly leaning out from behind the pillar; a male shout suggested she'd been pretty close to the mark.
Lying on his stomach across the way, Hypercube cursed his luck. He'd been too busy taking cover to see where the shots could have come from and, as a result, had no idea where his opponent was. Peeking out from the side, he was after some waiting blessed with good fortune – a motion in the corner of his eye attracted his attention to a pillar behind which someone was apparently reloading. He fired a few shots off in that direction in the vain hope that it might draw them out, the sound of the bullets embedding themselves in the pillar resonating throughout the room.
Hearing the shots collide with her cover, Seti decided she'd had enough. Hypercube shouldn't have had enough time to find new cover so with any luck he'd be in the same place; it was time to finish this once and for all. Taking a fully loaded pistol in each hand, she stepped out from behind her cover and advanced towards her target, shooting with both hands.
Hiding now from what could only be described as a hail of bullets, Hypercube wandered what on earth he was going to do next. Well, if this was a final showdown then there was only one thing for it...
Sitting upright suddenly, he opened fire and hoped that his reactions would somehow be fast enough to duck incoming bullets. After a time the gunshot noises seemed to lessen slightly and then be replaced entirely by the clicking noise of a pistol needing another clip.
Carefully opening his eyes, which he hadn't actually noticed were shut in the first place, Hypercube looked across the way – somehow, miraculously, Seti lay dead on the floor.
With the unsteady gait of someone who can't quite believe what just happened, Hypercube walked over to examine the bodies and then looked around the room at the few remaining Melville residents that hadn't taken the chance to crawl out the door as soon as possible. “You can get ypu now,” he told them in a loud voice. Slowly, they did – except for one.
With concern, Hypercube walked over and poked her gently with a foot. “You alright?” he asked the back of her head. There was no response. Walking to the other side, he opened his mouth to ask another question and then closed it again when he noticed the blood around the neck; no-one with an injury like that could still be alive, not when they'd been lying on the floor without medical attention for the past few minutes. Thinking back he tried to recall how she could have been hit and realised with a start when it must have happened – she was one of the dedicated few who had kept watching television, somehow managing to block out even the sounds of gunfire. And when he'd started firing wildly in the direction of Seti, she'd been facing him.
Oh.
The life of an innocent weighing heavy on his head, Hypercube picked up what remaining supplies there were and bid a quick exit.
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If Jack Bauer was put in a room with Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Nina Myers and handed a gun with two bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
If Jack Bauer was put in a room with Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Nina Myers and handed a gun with two bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.