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Crikey it's you. Squeezed your way out of the Rectum, did you? HMmmmmm?
Damien and I and our harem of unbelievably proportioned divas are set to reside in Lang 11 - please feel to drop by if you feel you might benefit from some hardcore tantric sex, so that we may laugh at you.
Hmm sounds a very attractive proposition, very attractive indeed. Not sure i'll have the energy for tantric sex after climbing 4 floors to your flat though
'I run wild in the shadowy jungle of erotic adventures.'