by adam freeman on Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:29 pm
Now what you folks seem to have missed is 2003's 'alternative' McIntosh Newsletter, 'Shit Chattan' ...
Sadly, the second edition of the aformentioned underground rag (ew! an 'underground rag') never made the shelves as certain members of the editorial 'bored of ten' thought the revelations to be too 'revealy'. Only one edition ever entered the public domain.
Here's a reminder of what you've been missing out on - an article written for the first addition by a certain former senior student...
Cutting-edge quantum physicist, Dr Cat Bailie, today made a startling claim that may change the way we look at Hall forever: A-floor may not exist in conventional reality. "Basically," says Dr Bailie, "I have found evidence to suggest that A-floor does not exist unless a person from B-floor is present, and thus the very existence of the floor comes into question upon their departure.
Distinct A-floor events are rumoured to have occurred in the past but this has never been proven, leading Dr Bailie to label them 'non-events'. In addition, the groud of A-floor is known to slope at peculiar non-Eucleidian angles, and the rooms are frequently noticed to be smaller that their outside appearance. Dr Bailie grimly speculates that this may have been a factor in the decision to place males on A-floor in the year coming.