Girlfriend Wanted

[James]

I'm a single 4th year guy.

I know the "1 in 3" statistic, and am currently trying to be a "1" rather than one of "2". I've had no luck, not for want of trying (recent history involves falling for girls who are already attached), so I figured I'd widen the search area.

Me (trying to be as objective as one can be): funny, clever, fairly attractive, friendly, trustworthy, easy--going ... and other typically positive attributes.

Looking for: I don't really have a "type", not a physical type anyway. I like girls who are fun and friendly, not too loud and mouthy, but not excessively withdrawn. The looks I go for do vary from person to person, so I won't give a physical description.

If you're a girl who is interested, please reply with something to entice me - physical description, character description, interests, that kinda thing (photo if possible).

Mingas need not apply.

[James Baster]

What a great phrase. I'm gonna put that on my CV.

"Good reliable worker and other typically positive attributes."

[hr][s]*Stabbed throught side of rib cage* It'll take more than a poke in the ribs to kill this old warrier!
*Stabbed throught heart* Yup, That'll do it.
Marine Dude, Jason X[/s]

[Mr Comedy]

Hmm, I'll have a go (I'm not particularly looking for a girlfriend, but if you don't buy a ticket, you can't win a coconut)

Mr Comedy
2nd Year. Maybe second year again next year if I don't finish this essay. GSOH, enjoys partying/socialising, DJing, music, football and being cool. Does not resemble John Prescott in any way. Does not own car, cannot drive to work. Likes hair styling products.
Looking for girl who is hot.
Personality can be worked on later.

[hr] In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is, the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
-- Billy Crystal

[Blessed Benediction]

indeed this looks like a plan, might as well take the opportunity to put myself on the map:

1st year, unattractive, unkept, no sense of humour, poor sense of style, cannot sing properly even if guitar collection depended on it, unappetisingly strange in that unsettling way, male-

-seeks unpretty, piece of trash, oddity with plenty of "issues" (avec visual punctuation), female for co-abusive relationship.

[hr]watches should have a smiley face on them as it's always time to be happy

[Mr Tickle]

[s]Mr Comedy wrote on 17:54, 22nd Apr 2003:
Hmm, I'll have a go (I'm not particularly looking for a girlfriend, but if you don't buy a ticket, you can't win a coconut)

Mr Comedy
2nd Year. Maybe second year again next year if I don't finish this essay. GSOH, enjoys partying/socialising, DJing, music, football and being cool. Does not resemble John Prescott in any way. Does not own car, cannot drive to work. Likes hair styling products.
Looking for girl who is hot.
Personality can be worked on later.



Go to the BBQ there is someone who has told me in confidence they want to get to know you better, dave.

good luck.

[hr]
Are you tickly? if you are, be afraid, be very afraid.

[Emma]

Can we (i)please(/i) have a lonely hearts board for this kind of stuff...

Edited; Forgot the formatting rules again.

[Prophet Tenebrae]

I thought we did?

[Amaunet]

Seeks one (relatively) house trained male. Not too picky on looks but GSOH is a must. Ability to think while walking is also desired.
Experience preffered but not necessary.

[hr]WESTLEY
Hear this now: I will come for you.
BUTTERCUP
But how can you be sure?
WESTLEY
This is true love. You think this happens every day?

[MercuryAnna]

Someone should set up a sinner singles message board or website... upload pictures, have a bunch of profiles... it would be cool.

Blind dates, blind dates!

[Gatty Scumbelina]

Boyfriend wanted:
Needs to have GSOH, to be house trained and have ability to put up with geekiness.
Essential: Must be taller than six foot four.

Why are all the men in this town so short? Is there a maximum height on the UCAS form for blokes they don't tell you about?

[hr]It is so difficult to make a neat job of killing people with whom one is not on friendly terms.

[Mr Tickle]

think that was tried on the old sinner and it did not work, there are more sinner couples this year. since more social events. so if you are single go to bbq.

[hr]Are you tickly? if you are, be afraid, be very afraid.

[Mr Comedy]

[s]Gatty Scumbelina wrote on 18:53, 22nd Apr 2003:
Boyfriend wanted:
Needs to have GSOH, to be house trained and have ability to put up with geekiness.
Essential: Must be taller than six foot four.


Damn, I'm only 6ft3, and I thought I was tall!

[hr]
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is, the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
-- Billy Crystal

[Anon.]

And here I am too:

2nd year m., 5'11", collar size 14.5, lightish hair, slothful, self-absorbed, emotionally retarded, self-repressed, insecure, near-alcoholic, green eyes, English, Conservative.

Seeks... actually, I don't even want an other half - what am I doing posting at all?

[Gatty Scumbelina]

[s]Mr Comedy wrote on 18:57, 22nd Apr 2003:


Damn, I'm only 6ft3, and I thought I was tall!


Oh, I'm only 6ft1, I'm just looking for a man I can look up to.

[niall]

ah fuck it...

5ft 10 (and a bit) fake 3rd year maths student. ok SOH, very good a procrastinating. very nationalistic (scottish to be precise), "play" guitar and bass, and apparently /the/ sinner alcoholic (or so ten has decided).


[hr]american eyes,
american eyes,
view the world from american eyes.
bury the past, rob us blind
and leave nothing behind.

[Pilmour Boy]

Ms. Scumbelina- you wouldn't happen to be a red-head would you?

[hr]One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

[Gatty Scumbelina]

[s]Pilmour Boy wrote on 19:04, 22nd Apr 2003:
Ms. Scumbelina- you wouldn't happen to be a red-head would you?


Well, yes. Hmmmmm... I wonder if the height gave me away...

[Cain]

[s]Gatty Scumbelina wrote on 19:02, 22nd Apr 2003:
[s]Mr Comedy wrote on 18:57, 22nd Apr 2003:[i]


Damn, I'm only 6ft3, and I thought I was tall!


Oh, I'm only 6ft1, I'm just looking for a man I can look up to.
[/i]

is there such a thing as only 6ft1?

Scumbelina, come to McIntosh, which has for many years been known as the home of the really tall germans. we've had a few of them (three. but that's more than most of you guys have) in the past two years, although one of them is taken.

Surely you can look up to a man who's only 6'3. or even 6'1 (my height)

[hr]
whoever kills Cain will suffer a sevenfold vengeance

[Pilmour Boy]

I think that it was that and the gatty thing. Now how many housemates post here? Three from one is it?



[hr]One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

[Mr Comedy]

[s]Mr Tickle wrote on 18:40, 22nd Apr 2003:
Go to the BBQ there is someone who has told me in confidence they want to get to know you better, dave.

good luck.


Woohoo!
Oh, and I am almost housetrained, but still have a difficulty with toilet seats.