Home

TheSinner.net

"No, I saw you first"

Seen someone you fancy, or think you saw someone checking you out? Post a message to see if they want to get in touch...
Topic locked

"No, I saw you first"

Postby Hennessy on Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:53 pm

Said the kind man before he pulled out a ...
The Sinner.
"Apologies in advance for pedantry."
Hennessy
User avatar
 
Posts: 1012
Joined: Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:08 pm
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Delts on Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:15 pm

Salmon accompanied by sweet potato chips. She responded by...
If you do physics, panic.
Delts
 
Posts: 481
Joined: Tue May 13, 2008 1:35 am
Location: Miles away, literally
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby orudge on Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:27 pm

countering the salmon with a piece of prime Orkney beef...
orudge
Administrator

User avatar
 
Posts: 1513
Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:43 am
Location: St Andrews, Fife
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Delts on Fri Mar 20, 2009 6:30 pm

marinated in squid sauce. He looked up at...
If you do physics, panic.
Delts
 
Posts: 481
Joined: Tue May 13, 2008 1:35 am
Location: Miles away, literally
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby RandomMusings on Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:37 pm

the clouds, the moon and the stars and saw....
...and as the red red robin of time goes bob bob bobbin under the snowplough of eternity.... I see it's time to end
RandomMusings
User avatar
 
Posts: 520
Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:21 pm
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby orudge on Sat Mar 21, 2009 3:02 am

Brian Blessed, who stood up straight and boomed, "
orudge
Administrator

User avatar
 
Posts: 1513
Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:43 am
Location: St Andrews, Fife
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Kelly on Sat Mar 21, 2009 11:07 am

"TRIFLE IS THE ANSWER!", before...
Kelly
 
Posts: 36
Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:09 am
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby jollytiddlywink on Sat Mar 21, 2009 10:34 pm

they all dropped dead. However...
jollytiddlywink
 
Posts: 297
Joined: Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:23 am
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby lacey on Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:06 am

out of the strong, came forth sweetness, and...
lacey
 
Posts: 13
Joined: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:10 am
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby RandomMusings on Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:45 pm

a small, brown, yappy dog which.....
...and as the red red robin of time goes bob bob bobbin under the snowplough of eternity.... I see it's time to end
RandomMusings
User avatar
 
Posts: 520
Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:21 pm
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Ruru Hedgehog on Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:48 pm

... walked down the road with a canoe on it's head, before one of the wheels fell off. It then...
I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.
Ruru Hedgehog
User avatar
 
Posts: 95
Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:02 pm
Location: Here. Here. Here.
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby orudge on Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:01 pm

proceeded to stop, scratch its head, and turn around, only to find...
orudge
Administrator

User avatar
 
Posts: 1513
Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:43 am
Location: St Andrews, Fife
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby RandomMusings on Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:37 pm

Delts lying in the middle of the road, covered in.....
...and as the red red robin of time goes bob bob bobbin under the snowplough of eternity.... I see it's time to end
RandomMusings
User avatar
 
Posts: 520
Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:21 pm
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby orudge on Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:02 pm

quick-drying cement. "Woof!", said the dog, before...
orudge
Administrator

User avatar
 
Posts: 1513
Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:43 am
Location: St Andrews, Fife
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Ruru Hedgehog on Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:44 pm

... metamorphosing into a banana. All Delts could do was...
I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.
Ruru Hedgehog
User avatar
 
Posts: 95
Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:02 pm
Location: Here. Here. Here.
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Delts on Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:06 pm

gurgle "what the fuck" before...
If you do physics, panic.
Delts
 
Posts: 481
Joined: Tue May 13, 2008 1:35 am
Location: Miles away, literally
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby RandomMusings on Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:05 pm

wondering whether this thread had turned into an Ents forum or......
...and as the red red robin of time goes bob bob bobbin under the snowplough of eternity.... I see it's time to end
RandomMusings
User avatar
 
Posts: 520
Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:21 pm
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Ruru Hedgehog on Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:11 am

... was merely an output for alien squirrel-like creatures to vent their anger at the human race. The humans then responded by...
I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.
Ruru Hedgehog
User avatar
 
Posts: 95
Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:02 pm
Location: Here. Here. Here.
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby Delts on Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:07 pm

slapping delts with a large, wet...
If you do physics, panic.
Delts
 
Posts: 481
Joined: Tue May 13, 2008 1:35 am
Location: Miles away, literally
Top

Re: "No, I saw you first"

Postby orudge on Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:24 pm

pair of trousers, taken from Old Mrs Hubbard who...
orudge
Administrator

User avatar
 
Posts: 1513
Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:43 am
Location: St Andrews, Fife
Top
Next
Topic locked

Return to I Saw You

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests

Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
cron